give it a rest (DBC inspired)

Advertisement
THANK YOU! I knew that but, at my age, a lot of the words just don't come our right anymore. It sucks getting old!

You should allow my best friend Kenneth to give you a full body massage.

It is guaranteed to make you feel young again!
 
You should allow my best friend Kenneth to give you a full body massage.

It is guaranteed to make you feel young again!
Sorry pal. I don't understand the reference to a guy named Kenneth; nor do I appreciate it. I come here in peace as a long time Cane alum and fan. I don't appreciate being ridiculed.
 
Sorry pal. I don't understand the reference to a guy named Kenneth; nor do I appreciate it. I come here in peace as a long time Cane alum and fan. I don't appreciate being ridiculed.

Kenneth is my best friend.

I certainly do not mean to ridicule.
 
Last edited:
we lost to uva. you can't change it. you can't change richt. you can't change anything. you are powerless.

you can *****, moan and complain all you want. i will give you that. fly a stupid banner. waste your hard earned scratch on some pathetic WEZ product. disparage the head coach. look like buffoons. make great recommendations on how to fix things easily. demand excellence. build pillars. be a mcdonald's cheeseburger. hang on every word a coach says after a loss, act like it matters and take it literally. pretend you are alabama. pretend your 1980s canes teams never lost to inferior teams. think your offense is chalked full of nfl caliber talent.

while you are at it call up alex donno and cry like a ***** about it. tell don bailey about it. find gino at a game and complain. troll the troll. stop going to games. pull your donations. cancel your season tickets. boo the home team.

now sit back while richt mashes hb dives and go routes all day long. after all we still lost to uva. it should never happen. but it did. now cry some more. maybe next year you won't lose to uva but to duke and you can enjoy the misery again.

Jon is that you?
 
Advertisement
Advertisement
Since I know they wont fire this dude, he has to let his son go. Get a real O cord after the season because they just dont do that midseason and re evaluate which qbs they target and make sure u add one each class. Like @Brooklyndee said how can u have a QB (forgot his name dee knows the Clemson kid) wanting your offer just as highly touted as Michael Johnson and ignore him? U take his pledge and work on Johnson behind the scenes......super easy. Now u let a talented kid go to Clemson and left with your dik in your hand. I do believe though u can find diamonds at QB and TE........big believer in evals do miss these 2 positions alot.
 
Since I know they wont fire this dude, he has to let his son go. Get a real O cord after the season because they just dont do that midseason and re evaluate which qbs they target and make sure u add one each class. Like @Brooklyndee said how can u have a QB (forgot his name dee knows the Clemson kid) wanting your offer just as highly touted as Michael Johnson and ignore him? U take his pledge and work on Johnson behind the scenes......super easy. Now u let a talented kid go to Clemson and left with your dik in your hand. I do believe though u can find diamonds at QB and TE........big believer in evals do miss these 2 positions alot.

We don't use evals anymore. We let the spirit guide us.
 
Back
Top