GAME DAY, WHAT ARE YOUR ROUTINE

Wake up early to go to the gym and get a couple of chores done.

Then, play some video games or watch College Gameday.

After that, going golfing tomorrow around noon. Normally would tell the girlfriend that we would have to go earlier so I could get home in time to watch a good noon game, but the lineup sucks this week so it’s whatever. I’ll let her assume I’m putting her first.

Once golfing concludes, her and I will get a bite to eat to make her happy so that she won’t get ****ed when I ignore her to watch the second half of the UCF/GT game in preparation of the Canes.
 
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Wife’s in town, so no tinder swiping. But she does have a list of chores for me (what wife doesn’t when they know you got football coming up), so I’ll start early, then get ready with some Peronis, smoked salmon, bbq’d brisket, thick cut fries with Chika-chika sauce.
 
Dog wakes me at 6:30 AM
Walk dog, then have a cup of coffee
Wait for wife to wake at 8:00 or 9:00
Make breakfast and eat
Kill time till noon
Have lunch
Kill time till 6:00
Have dinner
Sit in front of the TV
Turn on game and watch
Yell and curse at TV
Turn off TV after game
Go to bed
 
Watch football all day nap during day cook steak and lobster before big games drink coconut rum on the rocks during game smoke cigar during breaks of the action
 
Vintage cane fit and as many dabs as required to cure the mini panic attacks leading up to the game. More dabs just for dj ivey.
 
MY ROUTINE

1. 7AM. AWOKEN BY A PACK OF CHILDREN AND DOGS
2. PULLED OUT OF BED BY SAID CHILDREN AND DOGS
3. REALIZE WE DONT HAVE ANY DOGS
4. MAKE BREAKFAST, DONT EAT ANYTHING MYSELF (YOUR BOY IS INTERMITTENT FASTING YALL)
5. FINALLY PEE. STARE LONGINGLY AT EMPTY SHOWER
6. ITS 12:00. KICKOFF DELAYED BY PAW PATROL MARATHON. WATCHING GAMES ON IPAD
7. FROZEN ITEMS MUST BE THAWED, FRESH FRUIT SLICED, JUICES POURED AND BOOTIES WIPED. I ENJOY FEAST OF SCRAPS
8. ITS 3:30. IPAD TAKEN BY CHILD ON A ZOOM CALL WHILE GROUPING ON HIS SWITCH. FORCED TO WATCH GAMES ON MY PHONE. PAW PATROL MARATHON CONTINUES
9. NO NAPS TODAY. FOR ANYONE. GONNA FEEL IT COME 5PM
10. 5:13 PM. INJURY REPORT: TOOTH KNOCKED OUT ON SLEEPY TWIN BY MORE SLEEPY TWIN. ER SAYS NO CAN DO BECAUSE OF COVID. FINE, INSURANCE WOULDNT COVER IT ANYWAY. GORILLA GLUE IT IS.
11. 6:30. DINNER?
12. 7:30. KICKOFF. ON MY PHONE. WILL RECLAIM DEVICES AS CHILDREN ARE SEQUENTIALLY PUT TO BED.
13. 8:30 SCREAMING AT TV. OLDER KIDS WATCH ME MORE THAN THE GAME.
14. 11PM. WE WIN OR WE LOSE.
15. 2AM. SLEEP. Thank God for my amazing life.
Pretty much the same routine, just my kids don’t let me sleep in that late.
 
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Two bottles (usually Henny and Remy) and some Bud Light Lime
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50 piece from Wingstop (lemon pepper & mango habanero) and some fries
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Auntie's pound cake
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A bunch of middle aged county employees screaming at the screen

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My gameday experience lmao. Some Saturdays I might watch the game at the barber shop
 
Wake up for Gameday, if it’s one I’m interested in like tomorrow, if not I’ll record. Get my bets in for noon games. Hit the gym. Eat and watch football. Get some meat to grill and start drinking. Like to be on the verge of drunk/hammered at Gametime so I can either finish the job during the game bc of happiness or misery.
 
MY ROUTINE

1. 7AM. AWOKEN BY A PACK OF CHILDREN AND DOGS
2. PULLED OUT OF BED BY SAID CHILDREN AND DOGS
3. REALIZE WE DONT HAVE ANY DOGS
4. MAKE BREAKFAST, DONT EAT ANYTHING MYSELF (YOUR BOY IS INTERMITTENT FASTING YALL)
5. FINALLY PEE. STARE LONGINGLY AT EMPTY SHOWER
6. ITS 12:00. KICKOFF DELAYED BY PAW PATROL MARATHON. WATCHING GAMES ON IPAD
7. FROZEN ITEMS MUST BE THAWED, FRESH FRUIT SLICED, JUICES POURED AND BOOTIES WIPED. I ENJOY FEAST OF SCRAPS
8. ITS 3:30. IPAD TAKEN BY CHILD ON A ZOOM CALL WHILE GROUPING ON HIS SWITCH. FORCED TO WATCH GAMES ON MY PHONE. PAW PATROL MARATHON CONTINUES
9. NO NAPS TODAY. FOR ANYONE. GONNA FEEL IT COME 5PM
10. 5:13 PM. INJURY REPORT: TOOTH KNOCKED OUT ON SLEEPY TWIN BY MORE SLEEPY TWIN. ER SAYS NO CAN DO BECAUSE OF COVID. FINE, INSURANCE WOULDNT COVER IT ANYWAY. GORILLA GLUE IT IS.
11. 6:30. DINNER?
12. 7:30. KICKOFF. ON MY PHONE. WILL RECLAIM DEVICES AS CHILDREN ARE SEQUENTIALLY PUT TO BED.
13. 8:30 SCREAMING AT TV. OLDER KIDS WATCH ME MORE THAN THE GAME.
14. 11PM. WE WIN OR WE LOSE.
15. 2AM. SLEEP. Thank God for my amazing life.
Have u ever thought of creating a youtube Channel?
 
Wake up early to get a couple jobs done before noon. Grab some beers and wings to smoke on the way home. Take a shower when I get home. Spend the next few hours telling the wife and kids how important the game is(no matter who we are playing.) I share insight about what I think the Canes will look like. Check canesinsight like 150k times to make sure no last minute **** is gonna **** my day up. Get the smoker going and drink a couple beers. Wings done by game time. My daughter will hang out long enough to grab some wings then bolt to teenage solitude. My boy goes to bed at 7. Wife will last longer than my daughter but will be gone sometime in the second quarter. Just me and my OLED by halftime. Continue with beers as long as the game is going well, hit the Private Stock if it’s not. Most likely have no voice by the end of the game win or lose. Both neighbors will know if we win or lose. Go to bed wake up and listen to SES.
 
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Wake up early to get a couple jobs done before noon. Grab some beers and wings to smoke on the way home. Take a shower when I get home. Spend the next few hours telling the wife and kids how important the game is(no matter who we are playing.) I share insight about what I think the Canes will look like. Check canesinsight like 150k times to make sure no last minute **** is gonna **** my day up. Get the smoker going and drink a couple beers. Wings done by game time. My daughter will hang out long enough to grab some wings then bolt to teenage solitude. My boy goes to bed at 7. Wife will last longer than my daughter but will be gone sometime in the second quarter. Just me and my OLED by halftime. Continue with beers as long as the game is going well, hit the Private Stock if it’s not. Most likely have no voice by the end of the game win or lose. Both neighbors will know if we win or lose. Go to bed wake up and listen to SES.
Man i stopped listening when berg lost his sass. I gotta catch back up.
 
The married/having kids life sounds depressing as ****. Makes my often monotonous Saturdays not seem so bad.
 
Look at my screen in amazement on how we can come
Out so flat almost every single game.
 
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