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GAME DAY, WHAT ARE YOUR ROUTINE

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I'd like to know your ritual before the big game. Grilling, boozing, partying among friends and family. What do you all do besides pacing like I do. What kind of food and booze?
 
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I make sure to mute certain friends on my phone. Some get the game 30 seconds ahead of me and then I get spoilers and some are ******* anti-Cane pricks who text me when we are down. Food and drinks on hand and ready to go are another must. Sometimes I turn the sound off if the announcers start sucking off the other team.
 
Clean and gym in the morning, watch most of College Gameday, watch early games, shower at the halftime of the 330 games then ZERO DARK THIRTY until game time
 
I don't know if anyone does the same but I shave my balls down to the gooch with a straight razor and apply some Aqua Velva Macaulay Culkin Home Alone style. Gets me pumped.

Then I go make oven roasted wings and Bacon-wrapped Jalapeno poppers from scratch. Make sure you don't touch your nuts. (Ask me how I know)
 
MY ROUTINE

1. 7AM. AWOKEN BY A PACK OF CHILDREN AND DOGS
2. PULLED OUT OF BED BY SAID CHILDREN AND DOGS
3. REALIZE WE DONT HAVE ANY DOGS
4. MAKE BREAKFAST, DONT EAT ANYTHING MYSELF (YOUR BOY IS INTERMITTENT FASTING YALL)
5. FINALLY PEE. STARE LONGINGLY AT EMPTY SHOWER
6. ITS 12:00. KICKOFF DELAYED BY PAW PATROL MARATHON. WATCHING GAMES ON IPAD
7. FROZEN ITEMS MUST BE THAWED, FRESH FRUIT SLICED, JUICES POURED AND BOOTIES WIPED. I ENJOY FEAST OF SCRAPS
8. ITS 3:30. IPAD TAKEN BY CHILD ON A ZOOM CALL WHILE GROUPING ON HIS SWITCH. FORCED TO WATCH GAMES ON MY PHONE. PAW PATROL MARATHON CONTINUES
9. NO NAPS TODAY. FOR ANYONE. GONNA FEEL IT COME 5PM
10. 5:13 PM. INJURY REPORT: TOOTH KNOCKED OUT ON SLEEPY TWIN BY MORE SLEEPY TWIN. ER SAYS NO CAN DO BECAUSE OF COVID. FINE, INSURANCE WOULDNT COVER IT ANYWAY. GORILLA GLUE IT IS.
11. 6:30. DINNER?
12. 7:30. KICKOFF. ON MY PHONE. WILL RECLAIM DEVICES AS CHILDREN ARE SEQUENTIALLY PUT TO BED.
13. 8:30 SCREAMING AT TV. OLDER KIDS WATCH ME MORE THAN THE GAME.
14. 11PM. WE WIN OR WE LOSE.
15. 2AM. SLEEP. Thank God for my amazing life.
 
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IndayArtHauz said:
MY ROUTINE

1. 7AM. AWOKEN BY A PACK OF CHILDREN AND DOGS
2. PULLED OUT OF BED BY SAID CHILDREN AND DOGS
3. REALIZE WE DONT HAVE ANY DOGS
4. MAKE BREAKFAST, DONT EAT ANYTHING MYSELF (YOUR BOY IS INTERMITTENT FASTING YALL)
5. FINALLY PEE. STARE LONGINGLY AT EMPTY SHOWER
6. ITS 12:00. KICKOFF DELAYED BY PAW PATROL MARATHON. WATCHING GAMES ON IPAD
7. FROZEN ITEMS MUST BE THAWED, FRESH FRUIT SLICED, JUICES POURED AND BOOTIES WIPED. I ENJOY FEAST OF SCRAPS
8. ITS 3:30. IPAD TAKEN BY CHILD ON A ZOOM CALL WHILE GROUPING ON HIS SWITCH. FORCED TO WATCH GAMES ON MY PHONE. PAW PATROL MARATHON CONTINUES
9. NO NAPS TODAY. FOR ANYONE. GONNA FEEL IT COME 5PM
10. 5:13 PM. INJURY REPORT: TOOTH KNOCKED OUT ON SLEEPY TWIN BY MORE SLEEPY TWIN. ER SAYS NO CAN DO BECAUSE OF COVID. FINE, INSURANCE WOULDNT COVER IT ANYWAY. GORILLA GLUE IT IS.
11. 6:30. DINNER?
12. 7:30. KICKOFF. ON MY PHONE. WILL RECLAIM DEVICES AS CHILDREN ARE SEQUENTIALLY PUT TO BED.
13. 8:30 SCREAMING AT TV. OLDER KIDS WATCH ME MORE THAN THE GAME.
14. 11PM. WE WIN OR WE LOSE.
15. 2AM. SLEEP. Thank God for my amazing life.
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Sounds like my life in a few years lol The newly married wife doesn't stop asking about kids as well as our families. I'm sure she's plotting as I type this, how she's going to take my seed and give her children :LOL:
 
After coffee tomorrow, we'll go to the store. Depending on what's on special, I'll decide what to have for dinner. My plan B is couple of pounds of pulled pork I have in the freezer for pulled pork enchiladas. I'm afraid this as close as I'll get to the brisket nachos that are on my wish list unless I stumble on affordable brisket somewhere.
 
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IndayArtHauz said:
MY ROUTINE

1. 7AM. AWOKEN BY A PACK OF CHILDREN AND DOGS
2. PULLED OUT OF BED BY SAID CHILDREN AND DOGS
3. REALIZE WE DONT HAVE ANY DOGS
4. MAKE BREAKFAST, DONT EAT ANYTHING MYSELF (YOUR BOY IS INTERMITTENT FASTING YALL)
5. FINALLY PEE. STARE LONGINGLY AT EMPTY SHOWER
6. ITS 12:00. KICKOFF DELAYED BY PAW PATROL MARATHON. WATCHING GAMES ON IPAD
7. FROZEN ITEMS MUST BE THAWED, FRESH FRUIT SLICED, JUICES POURED AND BOOTIES WIPED. I ENJOY FEAST OF SCRAPS
8. ITS 3:30. IPAD TAKEN BY CHILD ON A ZOOM CALL WHILE GROUPING ON HIS SWITCH. FORCED TO WATCH GAMES ON MY PHONE. PAW PATROL MARATHON CONTINUES
9. NO NAPS TODAY. FOR ANYONE. GONNA FEEL IT COME 5PM
10. 5:13 PM. INJURY REPORT: TOOTH KNOCKED OUT ON SLEEPY TWIN BY MORE SLEEPY TWIN. ER SAYS NO CAN DO BECAUSE OF COVID. FINE, INSURANCE WOULDNT COVER IT ANYWAY. GORILLA GLUE IT IS.
11. 6:30. DINNER?
12. 7:30. KICKOFF. ON MY PHONE. WILL RECLAIM DEVICES AS CHILDREN ARE SEQUENTIALLY PUT TO BED.
13. 8:30 SCREAMING AT TV. OLDER KIDS WATCH ME MORE THAN THE GAME.
14. 11PM. WE WIN OR WE LOSE.
15. 2AM. SLEEP. Thank God for my amazing life.
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Sounds like my weekends too. I have 3 with a 4th on the way. Except no IF lol.
 
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Maybe golf (or hunting depending on how late into the fall). Little family time. TiVo the game. If it’s must see I’ll do my best to catch it live. Meh. Nothing special usually. 6-7 👀
 
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