During a practice scrimmage one day, the offense is trying to run a play where the front side OG (Offensive Guard) is pulling to kick my Defensive End (DE) out so they can run the ball “off tackle”. Well my DE is kicking their asses and destroying that play…. The OG can’t get my DE out of the hole, no matter how hard he’s trying…..but they keep running it, and I’m (DL Coach) is quietly laughing like ****. Finally the OL/OC has had enough and storms over to that kid and goes,
Coach: “Goddamnit Son, I need to tie a couple of turpentine dipped rags around your ankles.”
OG: “Huh?”
Coach: “Yeah…. so the ants can’t crawl up your legs and chew up your candied ***!” and walks off. Now I can’t hold it in and BOL.