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Soso Jamabo naming ITTTech and Phoenix Online his top 2 is my favorite thing probably in recruiting history. Fans and analyst can take this **** way too seriously when it's supposed to be the time of these kids lives. I'm all for a Grade A troll of the industry like that. Bravo.
 
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I wonder if we should share some real *** 'crootin' stories.

Ya know, just to stir it up a bit. :pig:
 
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Was so obvious Dwayne Bowe got payed it's not even funny. He will deny it till today though.

Everyone down here knows that.

Colon's situation was hilarious and bizarre at the same time.
 
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Those stories are lame. Lets add some real fun stories:



Funny Story:
A young, up and coming high school offensive coordinator at a south Florida high school once had a 5 star WR recruit. An unnamed SEC skool offered this WR kid $80K to commit to their university. The young HS coach got wind of this and ended up brokering the deal in exchange for a job as an assistant coach on the staff of the unnamed SEC skool. Hilarious!!


Funny Story:

There once was a 5 star DB recruit from Miami who grew up dreaming of playing for UM, so when he was offered, he committed to UM. Then an unnamed SEC school offered his parents a deal they could not refuse. The kid was offered a six figure signing bonus. The kid's mom was given an brand new SUV. A booster from this unnamed SEC school even offered what amounts to be a corporate relocation package for the parents. Helping them move from Miami to the state where their son would play his college ball, helped arrange housing for them, even helped his mom get a job.

The kid was kind of saddened by this so he went to then UM coach, Randy Shannon, detailed the offer from the unnamed SEC school and asked Randy if UM would match the offer so he could play for his dream school. Randy refused and took this information to the NCAA, who promptly did absolutely nothing with it. Comedy!!!
 
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SFbayCane said:
Those stories are lame. Lets add some real fun stories:



Funny Story:
A young, up and coming high school offensive coordinator at a south Florida high school once had a 5 star WR recruit. An unnamed SEC skool offered this WR kid $80K to commit to their university. The young HS coach got wind of this and ended up brokering the deal in exchange for a job as an assistant coach on the staff of the unnamed SEC skool. Hilarious!!


Funny Story:

There once was a 5 star DB recruit from Miami who grew up dreaming of playing for UM, so when he was offered, he committed to UM. Then an unnamed SEC school offered his parents a deal they could not refuse. The kid was offered a six figure signing bonus. The kid's mom was given an brand new SUV. A booster from this unnamed SEC school even offered what amounts to be a corporate relocation package for the parents. Helping them move from Miami to the state where their son would play his college ball, helped arrange housing for them, even helped his mom get a job.

The kid was kind of saddened by this so he went to then UM coach, Randy Shannon, detailed the offer from the unnamed SEC school and asked Randy if UM would match the offer so he could play for his dream school. Randy refused and took this information to the NCAA, who promptly did absolutely nothing with it. Comedy!!!
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Randy may have been a crap coach but he was at least a stickler when it came to this nonsense. We would've got the death penalty/
 
SFbayCane said:
Those stories are lame. Lets add some real fun stories:



Funny Story:
A young, up and coming high school offensive coordinator at a south Florida high school once had a 5 star WR recruit. An unnamed SEC skool offered this WR kid $80K to commit to their university. The young HS coach got wind of this and ended up brokering the deal in exchange for a job as an assistant coach on the staff of the unnamed SEC skool. Hilarious!!


Funny Story:

There once was a 5 star DB recruit from Miami who grew up dreaming of playing for UM, so when he was offered, he committed to UM. Then an unnamed SEC school offered his parents a deal they could not refuse. The kid was offered a six figure signing bonus. The kid's mom was given an brand new SUV. A booster from this unnamed SEC school even offered what amounts to be a corporate relocation package for the parents. Helping them move from Miami to the state where their son would play his college ball, helped arrange housing for them, even helped his mom get a job.

The kid was kind of saddened by this so he went to then UM coach, Randy Shannon, detailed the offer from the unnamed SEC school and asked Randy if UM would match the offer so he could play for his dream school. Randy refused and took this information to the NCAA, who promptly did absolutely nothing with it. Comedy!!!
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Patrick "Johnson" Peterson
 
SFbayCane said:
Those stories are lame. Lets add some real fun stories:



Funny Story:
A young, up and coming high school offensive coordinator at a south Florida high school once had a 5 star WR recruit. An unnamed SEC skool offered this WR kid $80K to commit to their university. The young HS coach got wind of this and ended up brokering the deal in exchange for a job as an assistant coach on the staff of the unnamed SEC skool. Hilarious!!


Funny Story:

There once was a 5 star DB recruit from Miami who grew up dreaming of playing for UM, so when he was offered, he committed to UM. Then an unnamed SEC school offered his parents a deal they could not refuse. The kid was offered a six figure signing bonus. The kid's mom was given an brand new SUV. A booster from this unnamed SEC school even offered what amounts to be a corporate relocation package for the parents. Helping them move from Miami to the state where their son would play his college ball, helped arrange housing for them, even helped his mom get a job.

The kid was kind of saddened by this so he went to then UM coach, Randy Shannon, detailed the offer from the unnamed SEC school and asked Randy if UM would match the offer so he could play for his dream school. Randy refused and took this information to the NCAA, who promptly did absolutely nothing with it. Comedy!!!
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Is the second story about Patrick Peterson?
 
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