Fun Fact: Tua Tagovailoa

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I'm from the 808 and have always been a huge cane fan.

Besides Tua going to the same legendary powerhouse private high school football program as Marcus Mariota; Tua played in the varsity state title game 3 years in a year row (from his Soph year)...but he only won the state title in his last year or Senior year...

The reason Tua lost the other two years...a kid named Milton Mckenzie. A savage of a QB from another big time (recently) program in Hawaii...the same Milton McKenzie that starts at QB for UCF...the same kid that stomped Auburn and went 13-0 as a true Sophmore...

#WeIslandBoysBeBallinToo

The same kid UM is going to STOMP back to the islands?
 
You live here? I bet you aint from here. Am I right? You must be military. If you didn't already know, the locals hate military folk in general because you come into our islands with your big mustangs and drunkeness and show no respect like you own the got **** place...then you find yourself and your buddies layed out in Waikiki from dudes running 30 deep with an avg height of 6'5 and 330lbs standing over you.

If you are local you would know we go to church every Sunday. Throw partys for every and any got **** reason. Share what we have. You mad cuz u not in the circle...
You were doing pretty good to start, you might want to delete the whole first paragraph.

In any case, 100% agree (and I've said many times) how can the Canes build a Polynesian OL/DL pipeline?

BYU and Utah have that fairly locked up with the Mormon connection, but there has to be a number of real gems just waiting to be discovered.
 
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Fun fact about Tua. His family accepted a bunch of impermissible benefits from Alabama in exchange for a commitment.
No Way What GIF
 
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OriginalCanesCanes you are just whining now like a female. What's wrong? You all shook now by an "island ni66er"? Nothing but respect for all my fellow races. But we can keep it like gentlemen. Or we can keep it hood. U feel me?

Like 50 said, don't start no ****, won't be no ****....lock ur mouth up.
Lil Jon said that.
 
Can we unban this guy so I can tell him I'm black, was in the 82D Airborne US Army and ****ed Polynesians just to **** him off? Please, maudes, this thread is amazingly hilarious.
He the type of Samoan or Tongam who was an outcast but trying to win back his ppl favor but will forever and always be known as a.... how did Michael Irvin say it.... a baby back bîtch.
 
You were doing pretty good to start, you might want to delete the whole first paragraph.

In any case, 100% agree (and I've said many times) how can the Canes build a Polynesian OL/DL pipeline?

BYU and Utah have that fairly locked up with the Mormon connection, but there has to be a number of real gems just waiting to be discovered.
Polynesian OL/DL/LB and Mormon QB's???? BYU/Utah have had some QB success... Here me out... Mormon QB's don't drink/party/mess with da women, and just study all day long....
 
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Can we unban this guy so I can tell him I'm black, was in the 82D Airborne US Army and ****ed Polynesians just to **** him off? Please, maudes, this thread is amazingly hilarious.
He the type of Samoan or Tongam who was an outcast but trying to win back his ppl favor but will forever and always be known as a.... how did Michael Irvin say it.... a baby back bîtch.
He reminds me of this one Samoan cat. He was my roommate in the army. PFC Orpilla. 5'3" soaking wet and when he drank he thought he was the baddest mfer in the barracks. This neega got effed up on some jungle juice, tried to fight my homie who was a former DT at Western Kentucky who was 6'4" 315 pounds, my other homie who was a former Lake City QB and unfortunately, a gaytor... and lil ol 6ft 200lb me taking some 100 mile an hour tape, duck taping him to the top bunk, locking him in our room and listening to cries of "ALFORD!! YOU MIDNIGHT BLACK *****!!! GRIFFIN WHEN I GET LOSE IMMA BEAT THE FAT OFF OF YOU!!! WRIGHT!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE BOYS IMMA CROSS COLLAR CHOKE YOUR *** WHEN I SEE YOU !!!!" while we laughed to the car and went to the NCO club to go pull some *******.
 
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