FSU Kicker Hits the Portal. Noles Notified That They've Exceeded the Limit and No Further Players May Enter the Portal

[407cane]

It’s okay - they got this guy who just tore his acl apparently 6 weeks ago and will miss 2026

#CLIMBing

 

[Caned Peach]

They’re so poor that their VB HC of 18 years didn’t sign a renewal contract of his own choice.

 

[Brains]

There isn't enough time in a day to deal with all of this.

 

[407cane]

It’s okay - they got this guy who just tore his acl apparently 6 weeks ago and will miss 2026

#CLIMBing

 

[citizenkane]

that kicker is pretty good

 

[Canes2523]

So are we really demoralizing them, and taking their kicker?

 

[lurker]

Before the portal opened, I promised to take a shot every time a FSU player enters the portal. Worst mistake of my life. I got fired from work for being drunk on the job, my wife has left me, and I've been hospitalized because I need a new liver. Have they really reached the limit for players that can leave? More shots might kill me.

 

[supersaiyanshel]

Feels like a We Are Marshall rerun without the feel good ending

Funnily enough Bobby Bowden has a connection (albeit small) with that Marshall team.

 

[stormsurge]

the horse is rumored to be hitting the portal any day now

 

[VustyVoles]

the horse is rumored to be hitting the portal any day now

Hopefully a few of their co-Ed’s are hitting the portal as well and transferring to Miami. That’s about all they have left that’s of value

 

[GonzoCane]

 

[GonzoCane]

Like the Bronx Tale bar scene, “Now you’s can’t leave”….

 

[Cribby]

Feels like a We Are Marshall rerun without the feel good ending

Instead of a plane crash it’s a train wreck

 

[TemplarCane]

At this rate, Florida State won’t have enough players to compete in a 7-of-7 Summer league

 

[Confidence1000]

Before the portal opened, I promised to take a shot every time a FSU player enters the portal. Worst mistake of my life. I got fired from work for being drunk on the job, my wife has left me, and I've been hospitalized because I need a new liver. Have they really reached the limit for players that can leave? More shots might kill me.

 

[Confidence1000]

Hopefully a few of their co-Ed’s are hitting the portal as well and transferring to Miami. That’s about all they have left that’s of value

 

[Confidence1000]

Instead of a plane crash it’s a train wreck

I’m laughing but it ain’t funny

 

[KANE]

Post in thread 'Kevin Wynn 2025 DT 4* as a Miami Flip Wish'

Saturday at 8:30 PM

Portal along with the rest of the FSU roster.

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Gah****!!! Will the last ***** in Tallahassee, turn the lights out…. please? This is crazy! Funny as ****…. but crazy.

 

[Brains]

Imagine being Phil Steele and you're trying to forecast 2026 FSU.

 

[TemplarCane]

If ever a program could be relegated to a lower division, it should be Florida State.