FSU Attendance Bulletin: S****holes returning tickets

This will be my 4th Miami-FSU game.

We have lost everyone that I’ve been to previously. 2006 in the OB where they sacked us 9 times in an ugly ugly ugly game, 2010 where they blew us out at home 45-17, 2013 in Tally where it was a game in the first half and then they proceeded to blow us out and win it all. We have to win this game and not only just win it but embarrass them.

Maybe you could stay home this time?
 
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This will be my 4th Miami-FSU game.

We have lost everyone that I’ve been to previously. 2006 in the OB where they sacked us 9 times in an ugly ugly ugly game, 2010 where they blew us out at home 45-17, 2013 in Tally where it was a game in the first half and then they proceeded to blow us out and win it all. We have to win this game and not only just win it but embarrass them.
Don't let this guy anywhere near the **** stadium.

@I'm james Jackson brother, @LazRobbedTheBank, @Juan From Little Havanna
 
This will be my 4th Miami-FSU game.

We have lost everyone that I’ve been to previously. 2006 in the OB where they sacked us 9 times in an ugly ugly ugly game, 2010 where they blew us out at home 45-17, 2013 in Tally where it was a game in the first half and then they proceeded to blow us out and win it all. We have to win this game and not only just win it but embarrass them.

Don't go. It's you.
 
The home crowd is going to be out for blood, no joke. Assuming Thursday night's business gets taken care of, this could make ND 2017 seem like a library by comparison. The crowd is going to be looking to take years of frustration out on FSU.

I hope Louisville crushes them on Saturday, that would make it much more likely that they roll over and quit.
 
This will be my 4th Miami-FSU game.

We have lost everyone that I’ve been to previously. 2006 in the OB where they sacked us 9 times in an ugly ugly ugly game, 2010 where they blew us out at home 45-17, 2013 in Tally where it was a game in the first half and then they proceeded to blow us out and win it all. We have to win this game and not only just win it but embarrass them.

Can I interest you in a nice hotel room on the beach at which to watch this year's game? I'm sure we could scrounge up a few hundred bucks on this board to make it happen.
 
Met a Nole the other day and asked if he was going, said he was heading down to tailgate and then leaving to a bar because he didn’t want to go to the game. They shook.
 
Can I interest you in a nice hotel room on the beach at which to watch this year's game? I'm sure we could scrounge up a few hundred bucks on this board to make it happen.

Possibly lol.
I have to find a ticket first.
 
Please let this be a night game.

I was talking to my daughters friends parents last week and ask them if they're going, Nole fans, they replied "we suck and there's no way I'm putting myself through the abuse of Miami fans". I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be offended or proud.
 
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Met a Nole the other day and asked if he was going, said he was heading down to tailgate and then leaving to a bar because he didn’t want to go to the game. They shook.

WTF???

Subtitle of this post should be: Canes Homefield Advantage is BACK.

They scurrrrred to come in our house.
 
Can I interest you in a nice hotel room on the beach at which to watch this year's game? I'm sure we could scrounge up a few hundred bucks on this board to make it happen.
Well, since Malik Rosier saved my marriage last season, I kinda owe somebody a cut of all that child support I ain't having to pay.
 
Met a Nole the other day and asked if he was going, said he was heading down to tailgate and then leaving to a bar because he didn’t want to go to the game. They shook.
Wait? A Nole? Or a Nole fan? If the **** players done said ***kit, I'll be at the bar. Call me when it's over, poor Willie ain't gonna be around much longer.
 
Please let this be a night game.

I was talking to my daughters friends parents last week and ask them if they're going, Nole fans, they replied "we suck and there's no way I'm putting myself through the abuse of Miami fans". I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be offended or proud.

Proud. Especially proud if your daughter is one of those Miami fans whose abuse they don't want to take.
 
kreese.webp
 
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I was at last years game in Tallahassee sitting in the middle of pretty much nothing but FSU season ticket holders. There was maybe 3-4 UM fans scattered in the area. When FSU took the late lead, all I heard was how bad we sucked and another year for FSU. Once we scored the winning TD, all us UM fans gathered and chanted “proud to be a Miami Hurricane!!” as they all started hitting the isles. Didn’t know a one of them, but they for Miami so they were friends to me. No mercy should be given, especially in the Rock.
 
I was at last years game in Tallahassee sitting in the middle of pretty much nothing but FSU season ticket holders. There was maybe 3-4 UM fans scattered in the area. When FSU took the late lead, all I heard was how bad we sucked and another year for FSU. Once we scored the winning TD, all us UM fans gathered and chanted “proud to be a Miami Hurricane!!” as they all started hitting the isles. Didn’t know a one of them, but they for Miami so they were friends to me. No mercy should be given, especially in the Rock.

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I was at last years game in Tallahassee sitting in the middle of pretty much nothing but FSU season ticket holders. There was maybe 3-4 UM fans scattered in the area. When FSU took the late lead, all I heard was how bad we sucked and another year for FSU. Once we scored the winning TD, all us UM fans gathered and chanted “proud to be a Miami Hurricane!!” as they all started hitting the isles. Didn’t know a one of them, but they for Miami so they were friends to me. No mercy should be given, especially in the Rock.
@I'm james Jackson brother @LazRobbedTheBank @Juan From Little Havana, give this guy @htownkidd's ticket and a secure escort into the stadium.
 
This will be my 4th Miami-FSU game.

We have lost everyone that I’ve been to previously. 2006 in the OB where they sacked us 9 times in an ugly ugly ugly game, 2010 where they blew us out at home 45-17, 2013 in Tally where it was a game in the first half and then they proceeded to blow us out and win it all. We have to win this game and not only just win it but embarrass them.

You might want to do us all a solid and not go. You got some real black clouds hanging around you.
 
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