For Those in Charge of Firing Coaches and Players

[TheMatador]

Is there really a person named Earnest T. Bass?

 

[88]

OP was wearing one of those shirts with an orange tie printed on it at the Clemson game in '15

 

[lek752]

So.... Which former troll is this Mr bass?

My gut feeling he's a former heel troll, that's now trying the baby face / good guy gimmick.

May as well check this lek's IP address too. Never seen so much bītching after a 31-6 win.

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

 

[TheMatador]

So.... Which former troll is this Mr bass?

My gut feeling he's a former heel troll, that's now trying the baby face / good guy gimmick.

May as well check this lek's IP address too. Never seen so much bītching after a 31-6 win.

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

More interested in whether Earnest T. Bass is a real person. Is that a real name, or is it the Russians hacking our board? With no election coming up, they might be practicing on our board. Mueller should subpoena the board records. Nobody goes around with the name: Earnest T. Bass. Much less posts on a football board with that name.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

So.... Which former troll is this Mr bass?

My gut feeling he's a former heel troll, that's now trying the baby face / good guy gimmick.

May as well check this lek's IP address too. Never seen so much bītching after a 31-6 win.

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

More interested in whether Earnest T. Bass is a real person. Is that a real name, or is it the Russians hacking our board? With no election coming up, they might be practicing on our board. Mueller should subpoena the board records. Nobody goes around with the name: Earnest T. Bass. Much less posts on a football board with that name.

I mean, are you serious?

Try Google.

 

[M5canes]

OP snap turns left...

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

OP snap turns left...

It's true...I turned left and entered the ladies lavatory where I squatted to pee. As I walked by the men's restroom I glanced inside and noticed that M5canes was bent over, his skirt hiked up, panty hose rolled down to his ankles and was chanting in a falsetto voice; "I'm open for business boys!".

Life is funny as you never know when you are going to see something that reassures you of your manhood.

 

[TheMatador]

So.... Which former troll is this Mr bass?

My gut feeling he's a former heel troll, that's now trying the baby face / good guy gimmick.

May as well check this lek's IP address too. Never seen so much bītching after a 31-6 win.

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

More interested in whether Earnest T. Bass is a real person. Is that a real name, or is it the Russians hacking our board? With no election coming up, they might be practicing on our board. Mueller should subpoena the board records. Nobody goes around with the name: Earnest T. Bass. Much less posts on a football board with that name.

I mean, are you serious?

Try Google.

Yeah, you're right. He is real. Forget the Russians. OK.

This is a fake poster, nobody has that name in real life. Only TV.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

May as well check this lek's IP address too. Never seen so much bītching after a 31-6 win.

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

More interested in whether Earnest T. Bass is a real person. Is that a real name, or is it the Russians hacking our board? With no election coming up, they might be practicing on our board. Mueller should subpoena the board records. Nobody goes around with the name: Earnest T. Bass. Much less posts on a football board with that name.

I mean, are you serious?

Try Google.

Yeah, you're right. He is real. Forget the Russians. OK.

This is a fake poster, nobody has that name in real life. Only TV.

Huh?

 

[Loose Cannon]

You can check my IP, still not going to change the fact that you're an abortional afterthought...and this is my first real weekend posting bc I have a job and kids and do not base my life goals on how many posts I can make in a fan forum...the 1st and 4th quarters were good but the middle of the game is not what anyone should want

More interested in whether Earnest T. Bass is a real person. Is that a real name, or is it the Russians hacking our board? With no election coming up, they might be practicing on our board. Mueller should subpoena the board records. Nobody goes around with the name: Earnest T. Bass. Much less posts on a football board with that name.

I mean, are you serious?

Try Google.

Yeah, you're right. He is real. Forget the Russians. OK.

This is a fake poster, nobody has that name in real life. Only TV.

Huh?

lol

 

[RepTheGables]

OP has mad credibility with his 41 posts

Postcount isn't proof of credibility. But this guy isn't a first-timer.

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

You got me Detective Columbo! Vladimir assigned me the job of corrupting the CIS board in an attempt to convert the Miami fans into FSU fans. My alias, Earnest T. Bass, is Russian for; “Bobby Bowden”.

As a red shirt freshman in the KGB it is critical that I succeed in my assigned mission or the possibility exists that, using one of your American football sayings, I will not see the field again…or anything else!

By our nature, we Russians complain about everything and when there’s nothing to complain about we make stuff up, thus many of you have made me feel right at home.

What you don’t know is, it was us, the Russians, who arranged for Richt to leave Walton in the game and paid a Duke player, named Manafort, to tweak his ankle. Further, Mark Richt and Diaz own real estate in Russia and are partners in a McDonalds’ franchise, which is why it was and is in their best interest to call bourgeois offensive plays and defensive formations.

See you around the hood comrades.

 

[Loose Cannon]

You got me Detective Columbo! Vladimir assigned me the job of corrupting the CIS board in an attempt to convert the Miami fans into FSU fans. My alias, Earnest T. Bass, is Russian for; “Bobby Bowden”.

As a red shirt freshman in the KGB it is critical that I succeed in my assigned mission or the possibility exists that, using one of your American football sayings, I will not see the field again…or anything else!

By our nature, we Russians complain about everything and when there’s nothing to complain about we make stuff up, thus many of you have made me feel right at home.

What you don’t know is, it was us, the Russians, who arranged for Richt to leave Walton in the game and paid a Duke player, named Manafort, to tweak his ankle. Further, Mark Richt and Diaz own real estate in Russia and are partners in a McDonalds’ franchise, which is why it was and is in their best interest to call bourgeois offensive plays and defensive formations.

See you around the hood comrades.

I swear...half you ****ers are certifiably insane, and the other half are borderline retarded, but we still have the greatest fans in the world.

It's great...to be...a Miami Hurricane!

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

You got me Detective Columbo! Vladimir assigned me the job of corrupting the CIS board in an attempt to convert the Miami fans into FSU fans. My alias, Earnest T. Bass, is Russian for; “Bobby Bowden”.

As a red shirt freshman in the KGB it is critical that I succeed in my assigned mission or the possibility exists that, using one of your American football sayings, I will not see the field again…or anything else!

By our nature, we Russians complain about everything and when there’s nothing to complain about we make stuff up, thus many of you have made me feel right at home.

What you don’t know is, it was us, the Russians, who arranged for Richt to leave Walton in the game and paid a Duke player, named Manafort, to tweak his ankle. Further, Mark Richt and Diaz own real estate in Russia and are partners in a McDonalds’ franchise, which is why it was and is in their best interest to call bourgeois offensive plays and defensive formations.

See you around the hood comrades.

I swear...half you ****ers are certifiably insane, and the other half are borderline retarded, but we still have the greatest fans in the world.

It's great...to be...a Miami Hurricane!

Insane? How could you possibly come to the insanity conclusion simply because a poster saw the name Earnest T. Bass and immediately determined I must be a Russian agent who has invaded this blog. Again, insanity? I think not, but rather sheer genius!! And let us not forget that many of the same type of geniuses on this site offer riveting observations of the UM football program. For instance...fire Diaz!