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Florida, & SEC East, are straight up GARBAGE. Bowl chances?

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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Good freaking gawd.

An underperforming FSU doing a number on the turds.

The lizards, in spite of being coached by an offensive "genius", have one of the worst P-5 defenses (corrected: meant to say offenses, not defenses)I can think of.

The swamp donkey may end up being Muschimp-level bad when it's all said and done.

My question to the bowl-niks on this site is the following: is there any chance at all that we could end up playing the turds in a bowl, assuming, as is most likely, that they shīt the bed against Alabama as expected.
 
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IMO we should hope for the Taxslayer bowl in Jacksonville on Dec 31

And hope to play UF
 
Rivalry game and FSU has their number the last several years.

I knew Jumbo owns us and the Gates, but when they said his overall record against FL teams, I didn't realize how Fuggin good that was. 15-1 or 16-1. Whatever it is, that's a **** good selling point for them. At least we've had better showings against them I suppose.
 
"one of the worst p5 defenses"

except they're ranked 5th overall in the entire nation
 
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Yep, of course meant to say offense. As much as I hate to say it, they have had really good defenses for a long time. But their offenses, have been horrific since Tebow left. I mean epically bad. Straight garbage.

Florida is where offensive recruits go to wither and die.
 
tpres said:
nvlahos said:
IMO we should hope for the Taxslayer bowl in Jacksonville on Dec 31

And hope to play UF
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We would lose in a game like 10-3. UF defense intercepts pass and scores. both teams kick FG's.
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You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Your friend: "Hey, look at that mamasita over there. I'd love to wear that out"
You: "Eeew, gross, no, I'll bet her chocha smells funny and is all slimy. Yuck. Count me out."
 
We should pray to play a UF team that sucks on offense and is about to get demolished in the SEC title game. They will be totally demoralized and eaten alive by our team riding a wave of momentum.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
tpres said:
nvlahos said:
IMO we should hope for the Taxslayer bowl in Jacksonville on Dec 31

And hope to play UF
Click to expand...

We would lose in a game like 10-3. UF defense intercepts pass and scores. both teams kick FG's.
Click to expand...

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Your friend: "Hey, look at that mamasita over there. I'd love to wear that out"
You: "Eeew, gross, no, I'll bet her chocha smells funny and is all slimy. Yuck. Count me out."
Click to expand...

LOL
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
tpres said:
nvlahos said:
IMO we should hope for the Taxslayer bowl in Jacksonville on Dec 31

And hope to play UF
Click to expand...

We would lose in a game like 10-3. UF defense intercepts pass and scores. both teams kick FG's.
Click to expand...

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Your friend: "Hey, look at that mamasita over there. I'd love to wear that out"
You: "Eeew, gross, no, I'll bet her chocha smells funny and is all slimy. Yuck. Count me out."
Click to expand...

LOL, I love this board. Sh*t is so entertaining.
 
Shout out to Vandy!! Head coach was dancing on the sideline during the Tennessee game.
 
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