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mdpcane said:
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Fake news. That guy is a Texas drug dealer and the flamingo is alive but was traumatized by fake publicity of it's sexual assault victimhood.
The flamingo was humiliated and subject to public ridicule and scorn. The website that created the hoax could not be sued because under Florida law flamingos (and other animals) do not have standing and are not proper parties.


 
Florida man is everywhere, just in Florida with our open record laws everything comes out... even the bad stuff along with the funny... it’s my understanding that this law will require even the surveillance videos from the Douglas school shooting will be public... I don’t know how I feel about that- I think I’d rather not have that stuff be made public but then again 50/50 if I decide to watch it 🤷🏼‍♂️. But Florida has its crazies like everyone else, it’s just easier to access and promote crazy stories
 
Florida man is the most notorious, the most insane, most despicable, and the most heatheness monster in the known universe. No human or no state comes close. Florida has the craziest people in the world by far!
 
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