FACT: Miami Football Has Fallen Behind In RockStar Dropping Bags Race

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Why the fück does Miami not have their own Brett Michaels!!??

Clearly the BoT has been asleep at the switch. FFS, Gloria Estefan could fly the staff in 747s, but NOOOOOOOOOO. She is to busy turning the **** beat around doing the conga beat.


Unless Miami gets this fixed ASAP, just fold the program.

#EveryRoseDoesntHaveAThornBoughtAtFreshMarket
 
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Well, this is nothing like a yacht ride. If it were, Yahoo! would be all over this.
 
Saw Brett in the Desert during the holidays in 07. Could have been stateside Spending his money. He had family members that had served and he couldn’t due to medical issues, so him playing for us contributed. Seemed like a good dude. Good show too! 🤙🙌
Toby Keith has also lost millions in revenue from. his USO tours.

Good on all of them.
 
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I offered Jake Garcia’s family a ride in my pickup truck to the Duke game. We good.
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Aren't we the new tech capital now? Why aren't we giving these kids bitcoins for signing with us?
 
Aren’t yu the clever one! I was going to spell that out in my original post but decided to sea if any super smart poster identified the critical fact that I purposefully omitted. Congrats!

The answer is, they would ride in the cab! Not only due I hold the Garcia’s in hi regard, I don’t think riding in the back of a pickup is safe. One of my best friends, a Black Lab, was seriously injured when he got excited and jumped off the back of a moving pickup when he spotted a ***** he wanted to chase.

Pls. make sure you go through the Checkers drive thru on the way. Offering that free meal along with the ride has the hallmarks of a first class experience.
 
Why the fück does Miami not have their own Brett Michaels!!??

Clearly the BoT has been asleep at the switch. FFS, Gloria Estefan could fly the staff in 747s, but NOOOOOOOOOO. She is to busy turning the **** beat around doing the conga beat.


Unless Miami gets this fixed ASAP, just fold the program.

#EveryRoseDoesntHaveAThornBoughtAtFreshMarket

We’ve had big time boosters allow our coaches to use their private planes since the golden days. Nothing new.
 
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Why the fück does Miami not have their own Brett Michaels!!??

Clearly the BoT has been asleep at the switch. FFS, Gloria Estefan could fly the staff in 747s, but NOOOOOOOOOO. She is to busy turning the **** beat around doing the conga beat.


Unless Miami gets this fixed ASAP, just fold the program.

#EveryRoseDoesntHaveAThornBoughtAtFreshMarket
Gloria Estefan GIF by New Year's Rockin' Eve
 
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