MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

17 ppg against power 5 opponents.

The last time we had a number like that was before sports became integrated

 

[Empirical Cane]

Y’all keep talking about flipping half the roster next year but who’s gonna coach them???? Mario not a Xs and Os guy and has only shown the ability to burn timeouts with a flamethrower

 

[hoops156]

We just gotta be tough.

 

[hoops156]

Mario is not savage enough to do that “in-season” . It’s completely justified but “it looks bad”

So he can only say parents pick up your kids to act like a hard *** but cares about feelings of millionaire coaches who underperform

 

[Angry Ibis]

Why??....he's done after the next game anyhow...

I don’t #trustmario enough to believe …

 

[Baba Yaga]

So speaking of thread-derailment, anyone watch the 5 premiere of Yellowstone?



***potential spoiler***



I've been trying to track down a bottle of Weller 12 year forever, and in episode 1 or 2 John Dutton is being driven around in his motorcade after being sworn into office as the new Governor of Montana, and Beth pours him a drink of ******* Weller 12 year.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

So he can only say parents pick up your kids to act like a hard *** but cares about feelings of millionaire coaches who underperform

Idk if so much the coaches but the appearance of firing a guy during the season or scapegoating. You know he’s all about “integrity” and doing things the “right way”

 

[MasterBlaster]

I have more faith in this crack head as OC than Gattis.

 

[canes732]

It's his job to have his position group ready to play. He failed.

Hard to look prepared when the plays called are garbage. Do u give him credit for the GTech performance ? Also look at App State when he was there what an offense that was. It’s not ponce

 

[brcane1]

Was Ponce so unimpressive that it wasn't worth seeing how he did in a non-trivial number of games?

 

[canesbaby]

Why??....he's done after the next game anyhow...

I think you’re probably right but what happens if we beat Pitt and make a bowl? I guess OC would be Ponce’s job for the bowl game unless he is gone also?

 

[SWFLHurricane]

I think you’re probably right but what happens if we beat Pitt and make a bowl? I guess OC would be Ponce’s job for the bowl game unless he is gone also?

Both are trash....I rewatched the game today and specifically the staff...and they looked like a clown show. And Feld is a F-ing Joke...Dude was glued to Mario's *** the entire game. I've never seen a S&C coach do that in the 47yrs I've been a UM Fan....

 

[TemplarCane]

I think you’re probably right but what happens if we beat Pitt and make a bowl? I guess OC would be Ponce’s job for the bowl game unless he is gone also?

We won’t beat Pitt. Narduzzi has a boner for Miami. He’d love to get a big-margin win over Mario.

And we know the Canes are likely to come out flat and uninspired.

 

[Savage Cane]

Brian Kelly would select hidden option C: falling from an aerial lift in dangerous winds

Oh Brian

The adorable Imaginary Southerner

He means no harm until well he murders a dude. I mean, involuntary manslaughter

 

[TemplarCane]

Get the paperwork ready for: Gattis, Ponce, Addae.

 

[Mackmiller974]

We have scored 18 PPG against Power 5 teams which is good for 118th in country.

 

[Unsider]

Both are trash....I rewatched the game today and specifically the staff...and they looked like a clown show. And Feld is a F-ing Joke...Dude was glued to Mario's *** the entire game. I've never seen a S&C coach do that in the 47yrs I've been a UM Fan....

I saw that too. For a moment, when I saw him standing behind Mario, I almost wondered if he was tuned in to what was going on, on the field. He seemed so robotic.

 

[BJ305]

But after this offensive display and lack of ingenuity on offense I think Mario should let go of Gattis now to show that he holds everyone accountable. If he doesn’t do that then he has lost whatever confidence I had left in him.

I’m not in favor of firing a coach after one year of implementing a new system on a new team but this has been one of the most pathetic season I have ever seen on offense ever, gattis has to go.

 

[canesbaby]

Both are trash....I rewatched the game today and specifically the staff...and they looked like a clown show. And Feld is a F-ing Joke...Dude was glued to Mario's *** the entire game. I've never seen a S&C coach do that in the 47yrs I've been a UM Fan....

You may not have cared enough to pay attention but Feld has been glued to Mario’s *** the whole season. It’s almost like that’s what Mario requires. Kind of weird.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

I saw that too. For a moment, when I saw him standing behind Mario, I almost wondered if he was tuned in to what was going on, on the field. He seemed so robotic.

This staff, aside from a couple are trash...I'd make Strong the DC...and send Steele back into retirement where he belongs. Gattis should have been let go after the FSU debacle...he's the main reason why offensive recruits are wary in committing.