MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[JamesQuall]

Total offense

2021 449.7YPG 19th overall
2022 365.2 YPG 89th overall

Scoring offense

2021 34.1PPG 24th overall
2022 24.2PPG 92nd overall

Now do P5 teams only

 

[JamesQuall]

Surprised it’s that high

That’s because it includes Bethune Cookman and Southern Miss…

 

[Mackmiller974]

Now do P5 teams only

We're probably in the 100s lol

 

[Glow]

 

[Odin]

Would be cool if the ncaa had an award similar to the Broyles for the worse coordinators,Gattis would win that too this year.

 

[Cylo]

How are we blaming Gattis for everything? We knew Big Manny was bring a 1975 offense here. He’s only doing what his boss says to do

That's actually true

 

[Home Slice]

Total offense

2021 449.7YPG 19th overall
2022 365.2 YPG 89th overall

Scoring offense

2021 34.1PPG 24th overall
2022 24.2PPG 92nd overall

Unfathomable

 

[Cylo]

Down two scores clock running but we are bleeding time by checking to the sideline for another horrible play call lol

That's a Mario thing. SMH I don't get it. Dan Marino would hate to play in this offense and he was in a 1990s offense. Shula/Stevenson was ahead of these guys.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

There are drunks at the yacht club bar who would certainly do a better job than he has done this season.

 

[AK_Cane]

Yep and he still will next week as well

 

[Cajuncane]

Not sure the team has landed yet so hopefully Mario Is firing him on the plane ride back….

 

[CaneBear0207]

Do you think we could raise enough money on this board to cover his buyout? I'd pitch in.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

Mario is a nice guy and thinks the optics of firing Gattis now would not look good

 

[Cajuncane]

Do you think we could raise enough money on this board to cover his buyout? I'd pitch in.

Mario hired the idiot..let Mario cover it out his 8 million ….

 

[Cajuncane]

Mario is a nice guy and thinks the optics of firing Gattis now would not look good

How would pushing his behind out the airplane look?

 

[fresssh]

Bro relax. We got 98 yards with the majority of our players being 4 stars. Wait til we get 10 top 5 classes and wel easily double that yardage.

 

[SayWhat]

Mario is a nice guy and thinks the optics of firing Gattis now would not look good

Optics? Anyone who has seen us play would agree with firing him.

The only question anyone would have about it is, what took you so long?

 

[BS85]

Not sure the team has landed yet so hopefully Mario Is firing him on the plane ride back….

This but with no parachute

 

[Cajuncane]

This but with no parachute
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Yea like that !!!

Give him the chute.If it takes him as long to figure to pull the cord as it does to call a play he’s gonna hit the ground with or without it…

 

[Tru C]

You got guys like Dan Mullen out there. Fire him now so you can get the jump on going after guys before everybody else.