MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[rccollins]

All i want is to dominate again….and willing to be patient this time.

 

[cway313]

I'd take 2 BBWs and the Mega-millions.

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

'Those state taxes, man': How much NFL star Tyreek Hill is saving by playing in Miami instead of in New Jersey (or with another team)

“I had to make a grown-up decision.”

www.marketwatch.com

Big advantage for Cristobal

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

If the movie features Gattis it should have been named "3 and Out"

 

[TheEye]

Talk amongst yourselves, Banner Pilots.

 

[TheEye]

I don’t need any of that. If we win by a single point I’m dancing on a table top like Pee Wee Herman.

 

[RVACane]

Talk amongst yourselves, Banner Pilots.

Come on Eye… let’s clean this place up.

 

[mcnaire2004]

I want to make them look like VT when Duke Johnson put 200 on them.

 

[JgDaCane]

All I want is a competent offense, defense and special teams. If we have less talent, that’s fine, I can live with that.

This x 1000

 

[caneworld]

I am ready for an ND type beat down

 

[Rellyrell]

Real ?; if we score 40+ in a losing effort, will u be mad?

 

[Miami04]

Real ?; if we score 40+ in a losing effort, will u be mad?

My expectations are so low right now I think I would be neutral. Take some positives out of it.

 

[DerpaDerp]

Boy the mods have itchy trigger fingers here. They must have trained at Twitter on how to silence dissent.

 

[pyhooya]

Hard enough to watch his act on Saturdays.............

 

[WaterburyCane]

If the movie features Gattis it should have been named "3 and Out"

Cmon TB. Haven’t seen much good jokes around here the past 2 weeks. Still haven’t after reading this thread. Maybe it’s a good “Time” for you to log off and start fresh in the AM

Have a good day sir

 

[Hendrix]

If the movie features Gattis it should have been named "3 and Out"

Averaging 27 first downs a game..Only handful of teams have more..

But yeah “3 and Out”…

 

[miamimike305]

Averaging 27 first downs a game..Only handful of teams have more..

But yeah “3 and Out”…

How about “I didn’t call Plays”?

 

[Hendrix]

But he has called plays..

Enough to have us averaging more first downs a game than Alabama or Ohio State..Oh and everyone’s favorite Clemson.

What about “Welcome to the Dead Zone”??

I mean if you’re gonna try and be a conductor on the Fire Gattis choo choo train then come up with something that’s legit..

 

[SinCityCane]

But he has called plays..

Enough to have us averaging more first downs a game than Alabama or Ohio State..Oh and everyone’s favorite Clemson.

What about “Welcome to the Dead Zone”??

I mean if you’re gonna try and be a conductor on the Fire Gattis choo choo train then come up with something that’s legit..

I haven't exactly agreed with all of Gattis' play calls, but this seems significant, especially when you consider the number of drops and bad throws we've had so far. Although you also have to consider that the more explosive plays an offense has, the fewer first downs they'll need to get to the end zone.

 

[RVACane]

Moar thread poRst fodder to fuel the fire in the Basura Bin!