MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[No_Fly_Zone]

@No_Fly_Zone all fancy driving around in a Hyundai…

Hyundai?! Pft... a bright red VW Golf GTI on 19" rims with it's ultra-hardcore 240 HP and a glorious 273 lbs.-ft of torque, or I'd rather take the bus my friend. That is how a real metro-male hipster conquers Bird Road with daring efficiency.

 

[liquidcowboy]

I'm a bit confused by this one. Considering the high amounts of sugar and caffeine in your typical colada, wouldn't a "cafecito offense" be uptempo? Are the cafecito offense bros the guys advocating for an uptempo spread (i.e., like what we under Lashlee last season)?

That is the irony, this "staff" loves their cafecitos yet they are all about that slow bro style offense

 

[Boarcane]

How dare people not pump sunshine after the programs worse loss? Fake fans if you ask me..

There’s a time and a place for everything. This week wasn’t the time and this isn’t the place. We’ll have plenty of time after the season. This fanbase has done nothing but hurt recruiting and our teams moral. It’s cool, nothing new to see here. Look at Michigan or Texas A&M. They’ve done the right thing and have been rewarded. Michigan is now contending for the playoffs again and A&M had continued to build the roster into a soon to be powerhouse

 

[Brains]

I came here for the good news that I saved 15% on my car insurance…but stumbled upon some negative football thread

Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

 

[MedleyCane]

What's funny is some of these mopes used to be slurpers and some of the slurpers used to be mopes.

So you're saying they go both ways?


DISCLAIMER: Not that there is anything wrong with it.

 

[McGahee2TheHouse]

There’s a time and a place for everything. This week wasn’t the time and this isn’t the place. We’ll have plenty of time after the season. This fanbase has done nothing but hurt recruiting and our teams moral. It’s cool, nothing new to see here. Look at Michigan or Texas A&M. They’ve done the right thing and have been rewarded

Yeah it’s the fanbase hurting recruiting.

Not being 2-2 and generally performing awful on the field in every game except Bethune.

Add this to the list of CISisms we hear for every failed coach.

 

[C A N E]

There’s a time and a place for everything. This week wasn’t the time and this isn’t the place. We’ll have plenty of time after the season. This fanbase has done nothing but hurt recruiting and our teams moral. It’s cool, nothing new to see here. Look at Michigan or Texas A&M. They’ve done the right thing and have been rewarded. Michigan is now contending for the playoffs again and A&M have continued to build the roster into a soon to be powerhouse

Lmao amazing

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

So you're saying they go both ways?


DISCLAIMER: Not that there is anything with it.

Paws

 

[razrcane]

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here is the AP Top 10. four of those teams are overachievers when you consider their blue chip ratio. the one thing that all four have in common is the type of offense they run.

But this was supposed to be a down year for Lane…you know he can’t recruit right …….

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

Pretty sure our in field product this year has hurt us more than any porst on CiS.

 

[Boarcane]

Yeah it’s the fanbase hurting recruiting.

Not being 2-2 and generally performing awful on the field in every game except Bethune.

Add this to the list of CISisms we hear for every failed coach.

Losing games hurts for sure. The fanbase just reminds kids why those that came before them continue to go elsewhere. Don’t look now, but kids and their families read the board

 

[streetja]

It's almost as if there's a correlation between the play on the field and the mood on the board. Groundbreaking stuff OP, I'll have to look further into it.

 

[Geddy Lee]

This thread is going to be awesome. Time for a cold one or 4

 

[BS85]

There’s a time and a place for everything. This week wasn’t the time and this isn’t the place. We’ll have plenty of time after the season. This fanbase has done nothing but hurt recruiting and our teams moral. It’s cool, nothing new to see here. Look at Michigan or Texas A&M. They’ve done the right thing and have been rewarded. Michigan is now contending for the playoffs again and A&M have continued to build the roster into a soon to be powerhouse

The team isn't losing because the fans are mean. I get that the mopes can be annoying but come on man.

 

[TheProf]

Losing games hurts for sure. The fanbase just reminds kids why those that came before them continue to go elsewhere. Don’t look now, but kids and their families read the board

What is said on this board doesn't have near the impact that our play on the field does. And what's said on this board would be much more positive if this program was trending in the right direction. We can't help it that we're a little sour when we've watched 20 years of incompetence play out.

 

[AboutTheU05]

Oooooof, talk about a delayed reaction

 

[Boarcane]

The team isn't losing because the fans are mean. I get that the mopes can be annoying but you're going overboard.

Our ability to recruit is for sure and it doesn’t help having “fans” trashing the team. Keep telling yourself we only have a hand in wins and losses when the crowd gets loud on third downs…. Facepalm

 

[Josh]

The PEN is mightier then the SWORD boys! We got to remember WE are the reason these boys suck and now recruiting has no momentum! I KILLED THIS TEAM! ME, I’ll be better

 

[TheProf]

LaShLeE’s oFfEnSe cOuLdN’t RuN tHe BaLl!!!!

Proceeds to average 1.6 yards per carry against MTSU

We're averaging 0.1 more yards/carry so far this year. Is that 0.1 yards worth throwing away the passing success we had?

 

[IbzRlz]

For all y'all complaining..... How many games did the spread offense win us last yr??

At least the offense, save the runs up the middle on 3rd and 4th downs, was more fun to watch. This offense sucks and we're screwed. Wouldn't be surprised to see Joseph commit back to Clemson