MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[JustAFanHTX]

Lane beat Kentucky the other day. Pretty easily too despite his rosters limitations lol

 

[WanderFranco]

That’s great but I won’t hold my breath on signing the elite WRs Gattis supposedly needs to field a serviceable offense.

He doesn't need elite receivers. But ****, give me some guys who understand the game and can get open and maybe pull in a tough catch every now and then.

 

[youngbuck]

This is bringing me flashbacks to the Coker/Brock Berlin era... Refusal to run a system (spread) that your personnel (Berlin) favors and is their strength.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

We don't have the players to run anything. That's the whole point. It's a roster problem, not a scheme or playcalling problem.

Lol okay

 

[Mackmiller974]

WE ARE FCKD

Lol our offense and defense is so bad that Middle Tennessee has us so rattled we weren't able to come back and find our rhythm. Jesus Christ

 

[Ghandi]

WE ARE FCKD

This guy will never be a head coach.

I’m shocked he won the Broyels Award

 

[clg003]

Mario when you guys practice red zone offense are you practicing every serries starting with a 1st and 20 or a 1st and 15? If not... why not?

 

[WanderFranco]

Lol okay

Fantastic response. I'm convinced.

 

[JustAFanHTX]

Well it works for Bama, UGA, OSU, & 2019 LSU

Problem is they actually run a power spread. Just because we lineup in shotgun doesn’t make what gattis runs a power spread. Lincoln Riley runs power spread lol

 

[Caneadian]

Hmmmmmmmmm. Interesting statement from Mario.

Well Saturday is in 5 days. Sometimes coaches talk like they don't televise the games. We will all see.

 

[Cribby]

Well it works for Bama, UGA, OSU, & 2019 LSU

All we need is 20-25 five stars on each side of the ball for Mario’s plan to work.

 

[Cribby]

Problem is they actually run a power spread. Just because we lineup in shotgun doesn’t make what gattis runs a power spread. Lincoln Riley runs power spread lol

We run the power bottom spread

 

[WanderFranco]

All we need is 20-25 five stars on each side of the ball for Mario’s plan to work.

Well, if we're not going to recruit like them, what is our long-term goal? Maybe slide in as the 12-seed in 2024?

 

[Odysseus]

Problem is they actually run a power spread. Just because we lineup in shotgun doesn’t make what gattis runs a power spread. Lincoln Riley runs power spread lol

I mean that those examples are the end goals to what the offense is trying to get to, even tho about 2 to 3 years away from that

 

[RozayCane]

WE ARE FCKD

boy this better be mind games on the fans and UNC.

If I see the same dam bs offense against UNC while that QB begins his hesiman campaign.. and drops 500 yds 5 TD..

Mannnnnnnn

 

[Odysseus]

All we need is 20-25 five stars on each side of the ball for Mario’s plan to work.

I mean NIL can get us about 10 of those 5 stars lol

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Just like I thought. Their egos are too big. Mario will be a failure here, and we will sink into depths that we haven’t seen yet.

Prepare for a major *** kicking this Saturday and the rest of this season.

 

[Cribby]

Well, if we're not going to recruit like them, what is our long-term goal? Maybe slide in as the 12-seed in 2024?

Clemson doesn’t recruit like them. They keep a scheme in tact that’s difficult to defend and recruits at a high enough level to compete. Qb being the Key.

 

[cway313]

For all y'all complaining..... How many games did the spread offense win us last yr??

15-0.

 

[dolemite79]

We run the power bottom spread

Mario should bring in @nystateofmind as a GA for that style of offense.