ESPN comments on new punter..

[Shooter McGavin]

This guy has grandkids already

 

[Unsider]

I wanna see the other side **** in their pants when this freak walks onto the field.

 

[We'retheBoss]

Can't wait for him and Realus to sit around and swap WWII stories

 

[stormsurge]

he's not flashing the U

he's showing the death grip he used on his last 14 victims

 

[mirednmediocrity2]

Dan LeBatard is such an a-hole.

 

[Zbrod95]

Here’s some punting video

 

[linesniper]

Deadspin article on new UM Punter

Comments section is a MUST-read...fxckin comedy GOLD.

"Is Da U going full “Necessary Roughness/The Replacements” on us now?
Hope they get some Kathy Ireland-lookalike for the kicker. Although, give it’s Miami, it’ll more likely be a Bangbros chick."

"This guy is in desperate need of a more intimidating mustache. The tats say “bite the curb,” and the ’stache says “who took my stapler?”

"I'll just assume his tats say PUNTER in Australian"

 

[kryptonite]

There are some classics:

Spoiler

"Ain't nobody blocking his punt & living to tell about it"

Let me guess, they've just figured out they can call white people "thugs" too.

 

[kryptonite]

Here’s some punting video

If I thought anyone would have the stones to block one of his punts I'd say he best speed it up.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

Sorry to rain on the parade, but I seriously hope we DON'T get to see this guy on the field that much!

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

Here’s some punting video

Not to **** on this guy but I hope he can speed up the punting motion and keep the distance and hang time. He had enough time for a coffee between catching the ball and punting it.

 

[Ohio_Cane]

That size and a Rugby background? Yeah, we got some fake punts comin, y'all

 

[avax]

When they try to size him for pads, he'll say what you need them for, in Rugby we don't use them, I'm fine without them. Give me the helmet though

 

[Unsider]

I’d like to see one of them 5-8, 4-40 kind of special teamer run into this oak tree. Will probably do the hang time with the ball.

 

[Biscayne Buckets 8]

He's our very own Steven Adams. Gentle Giant until you push him. Cheers mate.

 

[avax]

 

[Zbrod95]

If I thought anyone would have the stones to block one of his punts I'd say he best speed it up.

Not to **** on this guy but I hope he can speed up the punting motion and keep the distance and hang time. He had enough time for a coffee between catching the ball and punting it.

This was from 2017 so he probably has sped it up so he doesn’t get his punts blocked/take coffee breaks.

 

[kryptonite]

This was from 2017 so he probably has sped it up so he doesn’t get his punts blocked/take coffee breaks.

Why speed things up when you can just be too scary to block?

Speaking of which, I hope Manny is exploring his offensive potential. I know I wouldn't tackle a guy I figured had an 88% chance to be carrying a sharpened spoon in his sock.

 

[ddann]

From scanning this thread, I have come to the conclusion that this may be the first time in the history of the sport that a team is gonna be led to a national championship by its punter.

 

[Tyler]

I can't help but think, with the luck we as fans have had in the last 15 years, he gets injured on his first in game punt.