Rumor Empy's Way Too Early 2025 Season Prediction

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Monkey paw curls:

Miami wins all 5 games in November to finish the season strong after a rocky start losing 4 of their first 6 games.
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For the record...

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Been saying this for years now.
Miami’s default record is 7-5. We get bonus wins when we have premiere talent.

But who needs premiere talent? Let’s fire Mario and go back to the 7-5 days!
 
Here's my way to early drunk and blind monkey throwing darts speculation of how Miami's season unfolds.

I had expected Miami to shake the catastrophic atmospherics that have plaqued this program for 20+ years, but that just hasn't been the case in the Cristoball era. Until proven otherwise, by him or another head corch, that trend will continue.

Brace for disappointment.

I'm not saying below will happen, but it is well within a reasonable prediction.

8-5, no ACCCG, no CFPO appearance

Remember, with a single loss in ACC play, our Canes chances to appear in ACCCG drop to almost nil. As in 0%.

• Week 1
: Sun, 31 Aug – Notre Dame – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 2: Sat, 6 Sep – Bethune-Cookman – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 3: Sat, 13 Sep – USF – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 4: Sat, 20 Sep – Florida – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 5: Open Date
• Week 6: Sat, 4 Oct – at Florida State* – Doak Campbell Stadium - W
• Week 7: Open Date
• Week 8: Fri, 17 Oct – Louisville* – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 9: Sat, 25 Oct – Stanford* – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 10: Sat, 1 Nov – at SMU* – Gerald J. Ford Stadium - W (nail biter)
• Week 11: Sat, 8 Nov – Syracuse* – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 12: Sat, 15 Nov – NC State* – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 13: Sat, 22 Nov – at Virginia Tech* – Lane Stadium - L
• Week 14: Sat, 29 Nov – at Pittsburgh* – Acrisure Stadium - W

And then another L in the Who-Gives-A-**** Bowl.
My Pessimistic View: 9-3 w/ losses to ND, LOU, and SMU

My Optimistic View: 11-1 w/ loss to ND
 
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Aint no way we let a true freshman at ND come in to Miami and beat us with this revamped defense
Carr isn’t a true Freshman.
With the new college football enrollment rules, he’s been at ND and practicing since the December of 2023. Played in games last season.
 
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I think your pessimistic view is much more probable than your optimistic view and can be a fight to get to 8-4.

Let’s hope that I’m a mope and you’re right.
I'm betting on a big defensive turnaround this year. Offense won't be what it was last year but should (on paper) be good enough to beat up on any other defense on the schedule minus ND. There's not an elite defense on our schedule outside of ND which should bode well for us.

If the defense can be in the top 40 range this year, we could be in for a fun year.
 
I'm betting on a big defensive turnaround this year. Offense won't be what it was last year but should (on paper) be good enough to beat up on any other defense on the schedule minus ND. There's not an elite defense on our schedule outside of ND which should bode well for us.

If the defense can be in the top 40 range this year, we could be in for a fun year.
ND lost Al Golden and his magic Deserve Victory binder.

Crushing loss to Fighting Irish squad.
 
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