Rumor Empy's Way Too Early 2025 Season Prediction

We are coming off of 10 wins with a generational offense.

That team still required 3 biblical miracle events to get to 10 wins.

Cam and the boys are gone. No more miracles. 7 win team.

Defense should be a little better. Maybe their improvement wills us 1 or 2 of those wins back. Back up to 8 or 9 wins.

New kicker plus the Mario factor (his caveman decision making) is good for 1 or 2 defeats snatched from the jaws of victories each year. Back to 7 or 8 wins.

No way on God's green earth we get to 10 wins this year.

It'll be SMU and Clemson again. They have good QBs, good enough rosters, and their coaches maximize their talent into schematic advantage.

People forget our practically never-before-seen 3rd and 4th down conversion percentage from last year. That's gone.
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This man has UM winning 3 games in November, beating ND, FSU, and UiF, and many are claiming he's being too pessimistic? I see us at 8 or 9 regular season wins, assuming we bring in a solid starting WR and S, Beck is healthy, and we have minimal injuries of significance.

Edit: chuckled at the rumor tag selected for the OP. Well done.
You have no idea how badly I wanted to smash OFFICIAL
 
Here's my way to early drunk and blind monkey throwing darts speculation of how Miami's season unfolds.

I had expected Miami to shake the catastrophic atmospherics that have plaqued this program for 20+ years, but that just hasn't been the case in the Cristoball era. Until proven otherwise, by him or another head corch, that trend will continue.

Brace for disappointment.

I'm not saying below will happen, but it is well within a reasonable prediction.

8-5, no ACCCG, no CFPO appearance

Remember, with a single loss in ACC play, our Canes chances to appear in ACCCG drop to almost nil. As in 0%.

• Week 1
: Sun, 31 Aug – Notre Dame – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 2: Sat, 6 Sep – Bethune-Cookman – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 3: Sat, 13 Sep – USF – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 4: Sat, 20 Sep – Florida – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 5: Open Date
• Week 6: Sat, 4 Oct – at Florida State* – Doak Campbell Stadium - W
• Week 7: Open Date
• Week 8: Fri, 17 Oct – Louisville* – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 9: Sat, 25 Oct – Stanford* – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 10: Sat, 1 Nov – at SMU* – Gerald J. Ford Stadium - W (nail biter)
• Week 11: Sat, 8 Nov – Syracuse* – Hard Rock Stadium - L
• Week 12: Sat, 15 Nov – NC State* – Hard Rock Stadium - W
• Week 13: Sat, 22 Nov – at Virginia Tech* – Lane Stadium - L
• Week 14: Sat, 29 Nov – at Pittsburgh* – Acrisure Stadium - W

And then another L in the Who-Gives-A-**** Bowl.
Aint no way we let a true freshman at ND come in to Miami and beat us with this revamped defense
 
Completely agree.

Also, Trump needs to deport the mopes. Yall are insufferable.

Careful. You think his base is a bunch of sunshine slurping, rainbow chasing optimistic buffons?

Don't answer that rhetorical question. You've brought is too close to a politics derail as it is.
 
Loserville isn’t as good this year and we have them at home. Smu I could see us losing. Cuse we win at home. I could see 9 wins. I think the Irish have the potential to wear us down with their OL. Our defensive front lacks beef on the top end.
I have similar sentiment. ND is built to be able to wear us down, but their uncertainty at qb gives us a shot. SMU & Lville are tricky matchups but I can see us splitting those. Gaytes might give us a fight but we'll be ready for them. And I have a feeling the team will be locked in vs Cuse. I have us 9-3 for regular season
 
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Beck has made all the throws a Rd1 NFL QB must make on game day. He isn't Mike Vick mobile, but he isn't a Tom Brady statue either.

Can Miami's WR get open? Why does it feel like every other teams' WRs are wide open, but Miami's have to make circus catches in traffic every play? There was a time when Hurricane pass catchers were wide open.

Can Miami's newly installed D get 2 more stops per game than last year?

👆THIS IS A CRITICAL METRIC.
 
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If we're being honest, if we didn't have Cam Ward last year, we might have won 4 games. After watching Beck play, I don't see him as the QB that can get us to 10 wins. However, if our D takes a massive leap forward, he won't have to.

I just don't see our D going from patsy to nasty in one year. But if they do, we have a shot at the ACC. That is a really, really big if.
Our defense will be better d while I don’t believe the offense will be as good I do believe we well more than good enough to win 10. I could see us leaning on the run game a little more but let’s not act like beck hasn’t played a lot of big time football.
 
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

The Spring game tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

Johnny Cash or Trent Reznor?
 
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