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Dude was here for a cup of coffee! Yet "Former Miami Player..."

Walsh5 said:
I lived on the same floor as him my sophomore year in Pearson. He had a really hot cuban girlfriend and sometimes he would leave his room door open and you could hear her getting railed really loudly in the shower. Then I think he got kicked out for trying to strangle her and trapping her in his room or something nuts like that. Guy's been a head case for a looong time. He was always nice to me though.
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He was doing her in the shower?
 
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TheMatador said:
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TrumpyCane tried finding some bear **** on pornhub

Results weren’t as expected
 
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emrok said:
Josh Witt

I was never impressed with Marti's film. Those Gulliver teams had some good WRs though, put up numbers at Duke.
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Yep that’s him. I just couldn't remember his name, I’m not even sure if he made a practice. They did honor his scholarship though as far as I can remember. I think he might’ve even graduated.

Also, if memory serves, he had his laptop stolen and one of the players got kicked out because of it, if I remember that correctly
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Yep that’s him. I just couldn't remember his name, I’m not even sure if he made a practice. They did honor his scholarship though as far as I can remember. I think he might’ve even graduated.

Also, if memory serves, he had his laptop stolen and one of the players got kicked out because of it, if I remember that correctly
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He got his final concussion in spring ball at miami
 
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Lol former Seahawk.... how about former FSU WR indicted on murder....


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dycane said:
Lol at his alias, Nelson DeJesus
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That’s a reasonable alias. Nothing like Ron Mexico or Carlos Danger. As I said, this is just a series of unlikely misunderstandings.

And as I mentioned earlier, he was fleeing the Mexicans....probably one of the cartels that have moved into Central Florida.

And no, I am not his attorney. I am not representing this very misunderstood young man. At least not yet.

also, I think he might have been confused with another Brandon Marti, from Texas. And in Texas, their much closer to the Mexican cartels.

https://notary.snapdocs.com/notary-public/texas/new-braunfels/brandon-marti-1
 
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