Dude was here for a cup of coffee! Yet "Former Miami Player..."

[Walsh5]

Man attempted to steal helicopter at Kissimmee airport after hit-and-run, investigators say

A one-man crime spree through Kissimmee ended in an arrest, according to police.

www.clickorlando.com

I lived on the same floor as him my sophomore year in Pearson. He had a really hot cuban girlfriend and sometimes he would leave his room door open and you could hear her getting railed really loudly in the shower. Then I think he got kicked out for trying to strangle her and trapping her in his room or something nuts like that. Guy's been a head case for a looong time. He was always nice to me though.

 

[Us Against The World]

Just look at the reporter, er, "digital storyteller", who wrote the "story". Pure quality.

Never heard of Brandon Marti before now. He's obviously played a little too much GTA, though.

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Dude looks like Bobcat Goldthwait

 

[UMFarArcher]

Just look at the reporter, er, "digital storyteller", who wrote the "story". Pure quality.

Never heard of Brandon Marti before now. He's obviously played a little too much GTA, though.

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That expression.

Looks like the camera caught him squeezing off an epic fart! Look!

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

No ask him what the **** does that have to do with the story??

I should have done that.

 

[Suhrthing]

digital storyteller. Unreal. Dude looks like he is about to show you a magic trick and then invite you to his room to see his collection of swords and shirts with flames on them.

Dude has a closet full of model trains, and a freezer full of imitation crab meat.

 

[We'retheBoss]

Dude has a closet full of model trains, and a freezer full of imitation crab meat.

"Thomas Mates" - based on that picture, I would say his middle name is "never"

 

[MiamiChris]

Man attempted to steal helicopter at Kissimmee airport after hit-and-run, investigators say

A one-man crime spree through Kissimmee ended in an arrest, according to police.

www.clickorlando.com

I mean does he even know how to fly a helicopter?

 

[g8rh8rMD]

I mean does he even know how to fly a helicopter?

Sure. All the way to the scene of the crash.

 

[San Amaro Dr]

I mean does he even know how to fly a helicopter?

It appears Brandon couldn't get it up...

 

[1LuvCane]

Just look at the reporter, er, "digital storyteller", who wrote the "story". Pure quality.

Never heard of Brandon Marti before now. He's obviously played a little too much GTA, though.

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Soy shots for everyone....

 

[NJshoreCane]

Ya'll are up in your feelings.

It's an accurate tidbit (filler) to help draw interest from readers. Nothing more, nothing less.

I get it.
Believe me, I'm not getting emotional here, but I have one question:
In the man's 1,612 weeks of existence, there was nothing else to identify him with other than 3 weeks at UM?
For starters, how about where he's from?

 

[bshaw28]

If people think Mark Walton is a bipolar schizophrenic with CTE - wtf do people think Mart is?

That's quite a rampage

 

[305to954]

I lived on the same floor as him my sophomore year in Pearson. He had a really hot cuban girlfriend and sometimes he would leave his room door open and you could hear her getting railed really loudly in the shower. Then I think he got kicked out for trying to strangle her and trapping her in his room or something nuts like that. Guy's been a head case for a looong time. He was always nice to me though.

I mean..he was a former player ..these ppl out really think GTA is real life tho

 

[CashMoneyCane]

Thread conveniently missing dude went to Temple.

 

[LatinCane]

Mitchell Gedid is not an Inmate. – He was an inmate, he is not in jail now

Dude has a little history.

 

[gogeta4]

If people think Mark Walton is a bipolar schizophrenic with CTE - wtf do people think Mart is?

That's quite a rampage

He's a Baser

 

[Empirical Cane]

digital storyteller. Unreal. Dude looks like he is about to show you a magic trick and then invite you to his room to see his collection of swords and shirts with flames on them.

Nah, he looks the ruffled pirate shirt type.

 

[Fbdr24]

Prison

 

[da truth]

Just look at the reporter, er, "digital storyteller", who wrote the "story". Pure quality.

Never heard of Brandon Marti before now. He's obviously played a little too much GTA, though.

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Portland Oregon before central Florida…. That photo is Portland alright

 

[TheMatador]

"I want to own a Japanese *** doll, but I can't afford a Japanese *** doll."

Well, many of us want a Japanese *** doll, but we can’t all afford them. You can’t have everything you want. So, you find Japanese **** on Pornhub. (It is some weird ****, BTW. Japanese have some strange tastes.)