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Don't kill the messenger. Word is, Golden gone by Monday.

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WhatTheHell said:
Well, just got off the phone.

Corn Breath told me that he gave me clear instructions to never call him again, and that at no time has anyone other than me ever referred to him as Corn Breath, and this was my last warning before he called the police. So what I can take from our brief conversation is that Al Golden is gone.
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Dude. Specify.
 
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Jedi Master Cane said:
I just got a call from someone close to the program who I respect tremendously...

He says Blake's wife just bench pressed 300 six times.
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The most incompetent and cheap athletic department of any major conference is going to quietly maneuver behind the scenes to fire Al Golden and hire Chip Kelly?

Let's just lock this thread up already, remove those Geo nips, and move on.
 
valid said:
we would probably win the national title next year with Kelly at the helm.
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Nope. We would have a knockdown, drag out game with Oregon or TCU and lose in the first round. We're not even where we were in 1997, guys.

We are so far away from Oregon's level of excellence and efficiency it makes me want to go on a blind dat with Blake James' wife.
 
Of her 6 reps at 300 pounds on the bench, Blake's wife responded "not a bad warmup set."
 
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section9 said:
Nope. We would have a knockdown, drag out game with Oregon or TCU and lose in the first round. We're not even where we were in 1997, guys.

We are so far away from Oregon's level of excellence and efficiency it makes me want to go on a blind dat with Blake James' wife.
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You'd have to be blind to date BJ's wife...
 
I am friends with a guy whose last name is Hecht. (Yes. THAT Hecht).

just asked him about this rumor, and he said he WISHES it were true.
 
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Tag left here for posterity. I hope this thread beats psugate.
 
Canesfrom said:
I don't believe it. Too much smoke the last 24 hours. Something is happening. No idea the outcome. But no changes won't cut it and Blake knows that
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what smoke? trully what smoke? ask yourself where is the smoke?

Hecht is quiet - ummm it is Xmas break

Golden's nowhere to be seen - ummm he is enjoying xmas and new years in Breckenridge or Banff or the Catskills, who knows

Everyone that is tied to the program in any real way has said AG returns as coach next year.

Every major, true journalistic (ok most in South Florida are s-hi-t-e) source has said all they are hearing is that AG is returning.

Evey piece of information that has started this silliness has come from some pseudo-internet-wannabe blogger/message board personality/friend of an uncle who pitched a baseball game on Wednesday night sometime in the 1993 somewhere in Coral Gables/posters and people so embittered by the state of the program that if the corn in their ***** is whole it must mean Al is going/complete mental incompetents stating opinions that have no basis in any reality.

Al Golden is returning, the BOT have given no indication if they are disappointed, mildly uncaring, or completely fine with the direction of football program, a new president is coming in next year, UM's season was over more than a week ago, academic performance of the football team is at an all time high.

Do not fall for the sorcery, do not believe the crapola, the majority of fans want AG gone, he very well may be gone next year without dramatic improvement. However, there has been not one shred of concrete, real evidence, piece of information, or even indication that AG is cleaning out his desk. Are there likely staff negotiations, very possibly so. Is AG going to be fired, or step down a week after Xmas, multiple years left on his contract, a new president coming aboard in a few months, because some disgruntled parent and a few flippant teenagers tweeted that they are not coming anymore? Please. Multimillionaire stewards of the University of Miami's direction do not care about loud mommies of oft-injured tailbacks, high schoolers that have never been laid, been to war, passed a bar exam, or replaced a kidney on an operating table, and certainly not of an inflammatory, largely cretinous fan base that may or may not have even gone to college, let alone the one they espouse as their U.

Please listen to the smarter posters on this board, many have already told you that nothing will happen THIS YEAR. Change is afoot but it is being carried out by intelligent people who do not engage in public stonings of flawed football coaches. Committees will be organized, searches will be conducted, telephone calls will be made, all in due time. Miami has been average for over a decade, another year of 6,7,or 8 wins ill not bother anyone that matters.

And please get a grip with the 65 year old Butch Davis who left in infamy returning on white horse to fence off the state of Miami. Honestly, and I know much more than you can imagine on the singular, PARTICULAR point.....Butch Davis will never coach at the University of Miami again. He is not, and will not be considered. Anyone that brings up Butch Davis seriously (beyond that you like him) is a moron and completely out of touch with the powers-that-be. Enjoy the Under Armor game this evening, enjoy the National Championship game in a few days, enjoy the possible ascendance of Kaaya, enjoy the Spring Game, enjoy a decent-ish season, reconvene in this thread in 353 days and then, and only then, will you have something of substance to talk about. Until then, go have a tug, or a glass of Brunello, but stop hoping for something that is NOT even being discussed at the present time.
 
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