Dispelling more Anti-Miami/Mario Narratives

grover

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Myth: Miami gets erectile dysfunction in November and can't finish
Reality: 4 straight dominant wins

Myth: Miami's Versace-sunglass wearing beach boys can't win in cold weather
Reality: 38 Miami - 7 Pitt in 34 degrees Fahrenheit

Myth redux: Caveman Mario loves BroBall
Reality: Myth is true. But Mario loves winning more

Myth: Media and Football pundits hate Miami
Reality: Miami's bad boy brand is good for business

Myth: CFP Selection Committee is loaded with Boss Hog SEC Cucks
Reality: Myth is true. Miami will always have to fight uphill under current system
 
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