Apparently I've been moonlighting as the as one of the board's resident doom-poster, according to our eagle-eyed mod. News to me but
Gables Canes, one letter off from my username, is guilty of this internet crime, not me.
To be fair, I get it…we're basically the same handle (I created my handle first for the record), and I know you are not the first person to get us mixed up. Common mistake. That said, reading comprehension a hiring requirement for mod, or more "vibes-based"? There's a whole extra letter sitting right there.
Formal request to be un-canceled for crimes committed by my evil twin with the extra S.
Gables Canes can keep the rap sheet. I'd like mine back clean, please.
Carry on.