Desmond Howard Has Lost His **** Mind

[Empirical Cane]

You copied and pasted that quote?

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

 

[CANEMC]

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

Our offense was ranked 113th in PPG against FBS opponents.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Imagine if it was one of those situations where a sign language interpreter was trying to keep up.

 

[HurricanePhilly]

Well secrets out. Expect to lose him now. Thanks a lot Desmond.

Who can we get to replace a Broyles winner?

 

[Home Slice]

Our offense was ranked 113th in PPG against FBS opponents.

 

[NE Canes]

What the **** are all you guys thinking?!

Gattis is a great coach and would make a great addition to any coaching staff in the country.

Get on board please.

 

[dmitch]

 

[bolivar]

I’m glad I opened this thread. I really needed that.

 

[Miami[]_[]Smoke]

He never really had a great mind to begin with, so no big deal if he lost it

 

[Caneadian]

These are not their thoughts...... Understand? They all have talking points formulated by their producers. Everything is carefully scripted at their production meetings. Everyone has a side of the story, a "hot" take if you will. They DO NOT allow guys to show up 15 minutes before air time and just speak their own thoughts. That would be a disaster.

I would prefer that, however the parent company and sponsors would never all ow it.

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

 

[MasterBlaster]

 

[423Hurricane]

Des spending too much time at Tootsies.

 

[77cane]

I think I need to borrow the Rosetta Stone to decipher this coded message..

 

[Canesfan1899]

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CTE?

 

[Big Pimpin Cane]

He lives down here too so you would figure he had a little more awareness of how the local fanbase felt. Bro clearly has no idea.

 

[canecrazy23]

"I mean look at offensive coordinator a year ago Josh Gattis he was a bro so what was the top assistant in the country? He's no longer today he came down to Coral Gables to come don't see Miami and then sure all war gets elevated. And he's done a fantastic job. I think that people aren't even talking about him."

Imagine reading this quote and saying to yourself “this makes total sense” and then actually posting it.

 

[Savage Cane]

"I mean look at offensive coordinator a year ago Josh Gattis he was a bro so what was the top assistant in the country? He's no longer today he came down to Coral Gables to come don't see Miami and then sure all war gets elevated. And he's done a fantastic job. I think that people aren't even talking about him."

Oh we are talking about him - just not in a positive manner.

Desmond Howard Likes ‘New Blood’ In College Football Playoff

ESPN analyst and 1991 Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard likes the idea that some new teams have made the College Football Playoff field in recent years.

www.forbes.com

Eventually all these talking heads lose their grip on reality.

Shove a mic in anyone’s face long enough whilst demanding scorching hot takes, and they’ll develop a case of verbal diarrhea.

Only a very skilled communications tactician can avoid this fate, but those are one in fifty million.

 

[AUcane]

"I mean look at offensive coordinator a year ago Josh Gattis he was a bro so what was the top assistant in the country? He's no longer today he came down to Coral Gables to come don't see Miami and then sure all war gets elevated. And he's done a fantastic job. I think that people aren't even talking about him."

Oh we are talking about him - just not in a positive manner.

Desmond Howard Likes ‘New Blood’ In College Football Playoff

ESPN analyst and 1991 Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard likes the idea that some new teams have made the College Football Playoff field in recent years.

www.forbes.com

Shhh, let him keep parroting that. Maybe one team will beleive it and take him away from us.