Oh, man. I actually interacted with this ****tard like he was a real human being.
Seriously, no trolling. What could be more embarrassing than creating a thread on a free message board to tell 0.0 people who care that you exist that you're leaving? I don't have kids, but I may one day. And if I had a son who grew up to do something like that, I'd feel like such a ******* failure.