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Defense have the Turn Over Chain, Let's give the Offense "THE SMOKE"

I know we are supposed to get one, but I am not a fan of some TD prop. INTs are rare. TDs should be expected and frequent.
 
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Instead of the smoke from a fire extinguisher, let’s have a comically large fake blunt passed around if and only if the TD scored puts the Canes ahead by 21 or more points. Imagine Jarren hitting JT4 for a long TD to put Miami up 28-3. Awaiting JT4 on the sideline is an assistant (Joel Rodriquez still around?) holding a fake, foot-long, hand-rolled blunt. JT4 takes the first hit and passes it off to JW15, and perhaps a few other players from the offense. After each player takes their drag the blunt is put away until the next TD. Defense and special teams can also share if they score a TD and put The U up by 21+.

Either that, or maybe a fake large bong the scoring player would taking hits off.

The media and college football fans around the nation would LOVE this.

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I actually like this idea. We’re not creating something new because we invented the smoke run through, but let’s take it a bit further and have Sebastian smoke down the player immediately after they score in the back of the end zone 😂
 
How about bringing out Sebastian and the smoke only on a game tieing TD, and TD that gives us a lead. Smoking these 2 specific TDs not only will ginger up the offense and defense as a whole and lead to big plays on both sides, it will take away the noted concerns about smoking other TDs.
 
Breathing in that schit can't be good for their lungs. It is one thing to briefly run through it, but when you are gasping for breath after breaking for a TD and getting sprayed with that schit multiple times a game. It is probably pretty bad for them.
 
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For those who don't attend home games the fire extinguishers are always used in the student section at the beginning of the 2nd quarter......gets the crowd going. Sebastian is one of the ones with a fire extinguisher.

:stormwarningflag-sm:
 
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KevinCaneFace said:
That's actually a great idea. Something like a chain doesn't work on offense. How can you give it to the RB and not the OL that paved the way?
This celebrates all those guys

Except if you start losing you will be highly mocked
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This exactly.
 
The Offense should ONLY celebrate a score if it takes the lead, or maintains the lead.

As someone else said, breathing that fire extinguisher "smoke" is not a good thing.
 
OriginalGatorHater said:
Breathing in that schit can't be good for their lungs. It is one thing to briefly run through it, but when you are gasping for breath after breaking for a TD and getting sprayed with that schit multiple times a game. It is probably pretty bad for them.
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Klamalama said:
The Offense should ONLY celebrate a score if it takes the lead, or maintains the lead.

As someone else said, breathing that fire extinguisher "smoke" is not a good thing.
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I'm 99% sure they use modified fire extinguishers that don't have the toxic fire-retardant chemicals in them. Otherwise, those kids in the student section would be suing the school after getting blasted to start the 2nd quarter every home game.
 
KevinCaneFace said:
That's actually a great idea. Something like a chain doesn't work on offense. How can you give it to the RB and not the OL that paved the way?
This celebrates all those guys

Except if you start losing you will be highly mocked
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Not really. We lost a lot last year but The Chain is still working. No difference.
 
TemplarCane said:
Instead of the smoke from a fire extinguisher, let’s have a comically large fake blunt passed around if and only if the TD scored puts the Canes ahead by 21 or more points. Imagine Jarren hitting JT4 for a long TD to put Miami up 28-3. Awaiting JT4 on the sideline is an assistant (Joel Rodriquez still around?) holding a fake, foot-long, hand-rolled blunt. JT4 takes the first hit and passes it off to JW15, and perhaps a few other players from the offense. After each player takes their drag the blunt is put away until the next TD. Defense and special teams can also share if they score a TD and put The U up by 21+.

Either that, or maybe a fake large bong the scoring player would taking hits off.

The media and college football fans around the nation would LOVE this.

Please submit names by board post.
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LOL The td bong.

Even the fans could celebrate with the offense.
 
Klamalama said:
The Offense should ONLY celebrate a score if it takes the lead, or maintains the lead.

As someone else said, breathing that fire extinguisher "smoke" is not a good thing.
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Yeah, if you're shooting it in their face. You get the same effect even if its at the feet or even under the bench they are standing on. Beside how can they focus on the face if it is full of smoke. Getting attention on the guy making the big play is the point. And like someone else said, this could get the OL guys in the celebration. Just seeing the smoke near while celebrating can charge up the crowd.
 
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About the only idea I would go with. We are known for the smoke, but to add another chain or something else would just kill the excitement and allure of the turnover chain.
 
Dwinstitles said:
Thats actually not a bad idea, but there will be a rule by week 2 if we did
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Probably the best outcome tbh. If we did it forever it would get old. Would be working the predictable NCAA into doing us a favor and feeding the hate and mythos. Chess.
 
not bad but nah

i think whoever scores should be presented with a regulation sized silver/metal football with the U on it. they have to carry it around
 
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