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Her parents must be so proud

There was an article on her about 3 years ago....parents are Lebanese and not happy with her, plus some Imam issued a Fatwa calling for her death because she was shaming Arab women. OTOH, she had made over a million bucks in ****.

I've always wondered what the motivation is for **** stars.

Is one million dollars enough money for every 18-35 year old male in the country having seen you getting smashed by a 12 inch crank?
 
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Bītch was at AllCanes last year and Harry fell all over himself making her welcome.

Caneswear would have latched her up by her distended ****** and heaved her out the door like the bag of toxic syphilitic trash that she is.

Caneswear for life!

Live look at Khalifa's' chocha:

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Because you deal in fake news, she passed 40 years ago,so perhaps you could enlighten us all on why you made it up?

She drugged, raped, and robbed me 41 years ago.

I would ask you your age, but would expect more fake news. By the way, be interested to know where this happened as you may be my brothers father.

It happened in the parking lot at Lums. Don't force me to relive every detail of this trauma again, friend.

Yea, but my brother has been looking for his father for years, you might just be that guy. He is a Canes fan like yourself.

They don't have Lums in Europe where the old lady resided. The Lums bytch's on 23rd and Collins Ave name was Clara, but sure you knew that as well, unless it was before your time.

Across from the Roney Pub. I think there was also one on 41st street at one time. I grew up with 1 of the owners' sons who was 2 years my senior.
 
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Can anyone translate?
Mia Khalifa is a nasty STD ridden pornstar who's also a huge FSU fan that actively recruits for them.

She tweets, texts & DM's high caliber recruits/players for FSU all the time, she also talks a ton of **** on Twitter about Miami.

Deejay called her weird because she's basically trying to recruit Justin Fields to FSU by offering up her ****.

Fields is still in High School & hasn't even started his Senior yet (until August).

thanks!

I'll have to go check out some of her work. Strictly for informational purposes.

what did you find out?
 
Can anyone translate?
Mia Khalifa is a nasty STD ridden pornstar who's also a huge FSU fan that actively recruits for them.

She tweets, texts & DM's high caliber recruits/players for FSU all the time, she also talks a ton of **** on Twitter about Miami.

Deejay called her weird because she's basically trying to recruit Justin Fields to FSU by offering up her ****.

Fields is still in High School & hasn't even started his Senior yet (until August).

thanks!

I'll have to go check out some of her work. Strictly for informational purposes.

what did you find out?

I went down the rabbit hole. Figuratively and literally.
 
Can anyone translate?
Mia Khalifa is a nasty STD ridden pornstar who's also a huge FSU fan that actively recruits for them.

She tweets, texts & DM's high caliber recruits/players for FSU all the time, she also talks a ton of **** on Twitter about Miami.

Deejay called her weird because she's basically trying to recruit Justin Fields to FSU by offering up her ****.

Fields is still in High School & hasn't even started his Senior yet (until August).

thanks!

I'll have to go check out some of her work. Strictly for informational purposes.

what did you find out?

He found out he is ambidextrous!
 
Would the NCAA consider her busted up, herpes-encrusted pookyak an "extra benefit?" What's the going rate for a flappy windsock with AIDS juice oozing out of it these days?

Personal experience?
Your mom didn't technically "charge" me for hers. She just Janikowski'd me, rode my putz like an arthritic cow girl and then stole my wallet.

Classy response chise. Since my mom has been dead for years, I'll take yuor remarks as fake news.
She wasn't dead that night, bro.

Could be why she didn't put up much fight
 
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