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Daily Debate: Worst Fan in UM history, Luke, Laz or NJ2Fla?

Worst Fan in UM History

  • Luke

    Votes: 76 39.4%

  • Laz

    Votes: 30 15.5%

  • NJ2Fla

    Votes: 25 13.0%

  • Nevin Shapiro

    Votes: 64 33.2%

  • cway313

    Votes: 20 10.4%

  • Lebatard

    Votes: 34 17.6%

  • Donna Shalala

    Votes: 12 6.2%

  • Bain Cane

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    193
Ibis4life said:
I remember a guy, I think he was on Grassy around 2002 -2005 or so. Was a huge tennis fan always talking about Federer. But he claimed to know all the coaches and so many believed anything he said. And I can't remember his name. Once he was exposed I never saw him again.
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I remember the dude you are talking about but can’t for the life of me remember his name.
 
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The absolute best message board post (including reddit) I have ever read in 30 years was on Grassy. A bunch of porsters who had never met in real life decided to meet up for a weekend at an airbnb in I think North Carolina. Things didn't turn out too good. The group aired their beefs over a 2 week porsting marathon. NJ2Fla was accused of bad hygiene and touting an insider trading scoop on a stock. Hilarity ensued. If anyone has that thread saved, please post a link.
 
Cat_5_Cane said:
educate me on the Firestone hate... something he said once, or multiple times...?
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Personal for me. 10 yrs or so ago back on Ferman’s **** website Roy would pop in every once in a while and dazzle the posters with his brilliance. He was on the wrong side about almost everything he posted but because he worked for espn he could do no wrong. I would call out his ignorance regularly and I’m fairly sure he was Chardonnay drunk when he posted. Arrogant asshat.

@Dr.L.ThugU is the true historian and could probably give better detail
 
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Laz and Shapiro.

One murdered someone and the other defrauded countless people.

Easiest two commandments to remember. How do you **** them up unless you're just a bad person.

They are the worst.
 
Peachycarnahan said:
The absolute best message board post (including reddit) I have ever read in 30 years was on Grassy. A bunch of porsters who had never met in real life decided to meet up for a weekend at an airbnb in I think North Carolina. Things didn't turn out too good. The group aired their beefs over a 2 week porsting marathon. NJ2Fla was accused of bad hygiene and touting an insider trading scoop on a stock. Hilarity ensued. If anyone has that thread saved, please post a link.
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That was actually on CanesOverHere. The group went to Lake Norman i believe.

NJ was accused of eating out of the food containers in the fridge, then putting them back in. Was also accused of forcefully blowing his nose in the shower letting boogers fly and stick to the walls, and not washing his hands before delving into the lunchmeat on a boat ride/picnic. You know, the disgusting behavior a slob like him seems capable of.

The stock tip thread was started by thisu when NJ recommended DORB Pharmaceuticals and it dropped like a stone. That thread was hilarious, almost as good as the Juggsy thread on Grassy in the Lounge.
 
Ibis4life said:
I remember a guy, I think he was on Grassy around 2002 -2005 or so. Was a huge tennis fan always talking about Federer. But he claimed to know all the coaches and so many believed anything he said. And I can't remember his name. Once he was exposed I never saw him again.
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chefcane. Don't forget his famous tomato sauce recipe.
 
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Chefcane was something else. The girl clique and slurpers on Grassy ate his crap up and treated him like some dignitary. Those that saw through his BS, could do nothing but roll their eyes and wonder how people could be so gullible.
 
RF-4CCane said:
Chefcane was something else. The girl clique and slurpers on Grassy ate his crap up and treated him like some dignitary. Those that saw through his BS, could do nothing but roll their eyes and wonder how people could be so gullible.
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don't forget, he was thistight with Devin Hester
 
Matt Foley said:
don't forget, he was thistight with Devin Hester
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Dude probably couldn’t find Riviera Beach with a road map. I grew up less than a mile from OJ Anderson and spent half my childhood in Riviera Beach and I would never claim I met, let alone knew OJ, Devin or Anthony Carter.
 
Matt Foley said:
chefcane. Don't forget his famous tomato sauce recipe.
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That's the name. ****, I go all the way back to Eye of the Storm, or whatever it was called back then. I've seen a lot of fakes come and go but Chef, he had a ton of folks believing every word out of his mouth.
 
Peachycarnahan said:
The absolute best message board post (including reddit) I have ever read in 30 years was on Grassy. A bunch of porsters who had never met in real life decided to meet up for a weekend at an airbnb in I think North Carolina. Things didn't turn out too good. The group aired their beefs over a 2 week porsting marathon. NJ2Fla was accused of bad hygiene and touting an insider trading scoop on a stock. Hilarity ensued. If anyone has that thread saved, please post a link.
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the stop loss discourse was incredible. also the 2 weirdo gremlins (who were twins or twin adjacent iirc) that nj brought along
 
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DMoney said:
Nevin Shapiro
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flips said:
the stop loss discourse was incredible. also the 2 weirdo gremlins (who were twins or twin adjacent iirc) that nj brought along
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The trust fund twins. Yeah, they are still tight with NJ. Ended up killing my keeper league fantasy baseball league after 21 years because the three of them would collude on trades and drove long term members to quit.
 
Gennaker Cane said:
Man, I had forgotten about some of those guys. NJ was the biggest *****, every board, you could count on him to do stupid ****e and **** people off for no particular reason. I didn't know he went to prison, but that explains why I haven't about him in years. Randy was alright the one time I met him personally, but then he didn't want much to do with those of us who didn't contribute to his ticket fund and the post about him needing sycophants is spot on. Laz seemed like he turned a corner but proved us all wrong. LeBetard forgot where he came, and thought it was cool to rip UM to get ahead. Luke is impossible to summarize, except for his narcissism. Despite all of this, Shapiro is and will always be the worst. He gleefully turned on the U when it suited his need for attention, despite orchestrating the worst scandal. I can't even think of a redeeming quality for that MF.
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Is the Randy you’re referring to CanesForever?
 
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