Official Crystal Ball With Finger Smudges All Over It

[561caneforever]

I don't think UM is making it to a bowl game. I thought Diaz's first season was rock bottom, but silly me to believe that things could only get better from there. All that really matters now is the recruiting class.

I would rather the staff focus on recruiting instead of preparing for a meaningless bowl game.

 

[Empirical Cane]

I would rather the staff focus on recruiting instead of preparing for a meaningless bowl game.

They probably won't have to worry about the latter.

 

[CaneFan79]

Shouldn't this be re-named (for the duration of our apparent agony) "The Cristo Bal with Finger Smudges?"

 

[Empirical Cane]

Shouldn't this be re-named (for the duration of our apparent agony) "The Cristo Bal with Finger Smudges?"

If I did rename it to that, Big Manny Frostoballess is such an incompetent jinx right now, he'll 'fək up my correct percentage rate.

 

[Empirical Cane]

2021 accuracy*: 9-3 (75%)


2022 accuracy*: 4-1 (80%)

Bethune-Cookman - likely win
Southern Miss - likely win
@aTm - likely loss
Middle Tenn - likely win ️
UNC - toss up likely loss
@VT - likely win likely loss likely win
Duke - likely win toss up
@UVA - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
FSU - toss up likely loss
@GT - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
@Clemson - toss up likely loss
Pitt - likely win likely loss

*blind drunk monkey throwing darts is benchmark
**scored correct if either team wins by 10 or less, scored incorrect if greater than 10

 

[hoops156]

2021 accuracy*: 9-3 (75%)


2022 accuracy*: 4-1 (80%)

Bethune-Cookman - likely win
Southern Miss - likely win
@aTm - likely loss
Middle Tenn - likely win ️
UNC - toss up likely loss
@VT - likely win likely loss likely win
Duke - likely win toss up
@UVA - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
FSU - toss up likely loss
@GT - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
@Clemson - toss up likely loss
Pitt - likely win likely loss

*blind drunk monkey throwing darts is benchmark
**scored correct if either team wins by 10 or less, scored incorrect if greater than 10

Jesus you have us 3-9 or 4-8. this board will excuse it anyways

 

[Empirical Cane]

Jesus you have us 3-9 or 4-8. this board will excuse it anyways

The model I use is week-to-week.

Anything beyond VT is a place holder.

 

[FL Cane]

We’ll end up 7-5/8-4. Team is decent enough to get there. Just need to stop shooting ourselves and execute.

 

[hoops156]

We’ll end up 7-5/8-4. Team is decent enough to get there. Just need to stop shooting ourselves and execute.

I gotta see us beat a p5 team first lol

 

[FL Cane]

I gotta see us beat a p5 team first lol

There’s a pretty decent chance that happens this week. The team is good enough to get to 7 wins. All about not making constant mistakes and executing when opportunities are there.

 

[hoops156]

There’s a pretty decent chance that happens this week. The team is good enough to get to 7 wins. All about not making constant mistakes and executing when opportunities are there.

and less dumbass time outs and bone headed rz play calling. also less fumbles and dropped passes.

nothing is certain anymore after mtsu. well be in a slug fest w a team equal to us this weekend

 

[Empirical Cane]

On Sat, VT is very close to a toss up and I held my nose on likely win for Canes.

Miami is expected to score 24-ish and VT 19-ish.

 

[WaterburyCane]

2021 accuracy*: 9-3 (75%)


2022 accuracy*: 4-1 (80%)

Bethune-Cookman - likely win
Southern Miss - likely win
@aTm - likely loss
Middle Tenn - likely win ️
UNC - toss up likely loss
@VT - likely win likely loss likely win
Duke - likely win toss up
@UVA - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
FSU - toss up likely loss
@GT - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
@Clemson - toss up likely loss
Pitt - likely win likely loss

*blind drunk monkey throwing darts is benchmark
**scored correct if either team wins by 10 or less, scored incorrect if greater than 10

@RVACane @PIPO

Empy the Mope came out to play

 

[Kempo Cane]

Mario is going to turn this around I absolutely believe that.
Of course I'm 7 deep in a 12 pk, tell me I'm wrong

 

[Empirical Cane]

2021 accuracy*: 9-3 (75%)


2022 accuracy*,**: 5-1 (83%)

Bethune-Cookman - likely win
Southern Miss - likely win
@aTm - likely loss
Middle Tenn - likely win ️
UNC - toss up likely loss
@VT - likely win likely loss likely win
Duke - likely win toss up TBD***
@UVA - likely win toss up leaning likely loss TBD***
FSU - toss up likely loss TBD***
@GT - likely win toss up leaning likely loss TBD***
@Clemson - toss up likely lossTBD***
Pitt - likely win likely loss

*blind drunk monkey throwing darts is benchmark
**toss ups scored correct if either team wins by 10 or less, scored incorrect if greater than 10

 

[Damiencane86]

2021 accuracy*: 9-3 (75%)


2022 accuracy*,**: 5-1 (83%)

Bethune-Cookman - likely win
Southern Miss - likely win
@aTm - likely loss
Middle Tenn - likely win ️
UNC - toss up likely loss
@VT - likely win likely loss likely win
Duke - likely win toss up
@UVA - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
FSU - toss up likely loss
@GT - likely win toss up leaning likely loss
@Clemson - toss up likely loss
Pitt - likely win likely loss

*blind drunk monkey throwing darts is benchmark
**toss ups scored correct if either team wins by 10 or less, scored incorrect if greater than 10

I can’t really call losses to UVA or GT likely but agree with everything else

 

[Empirical Cane]

I can’t really call losses to UVA or GT likely but agree with everything else

I'll update it as model dictates....

 

[KANE]

On Sat, VT is very close to a toss up and I held my nose on likely win for Canes.

Miami is expected to score 24-ish and VT 19-ish.

Bruh….

 

[Empirical Cane]

Bruh….

I'm not to shabby at it....

 

[Empirical Cane]

Bruh….

Both teams underperformed what the model expected. Against UNC, Miami was dead nuts while UNC significantly underperformed.

It's a hobby.