Cristobal Is the ONLY Choice!

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Ok here’s another hint.

He loves croquetas just as much as Mario does...
 
As a Pac12 honk, stealing Oregon's Mario Cristobal, would be a home run for the Hurricanes! Oregon, is truly a second rate program and without Nike money from Phil Knight, is nothing! If Cristobal, can execute a 5th ranked national recruiting class, what would he do in South Florida? Oregon's history of coaching includes Don Read, Jerry Frei and **** Enright! That's Oregon football, pre-Nike (look it up). With Cristobal's swagger (he's probably got the "Turnover Chain" on right now in Eugene!), he's the man to recruit south Florida! I've heard Mike Leach, too, who I love. But, Leach is quirky as they come! Cristobal leads Huricanes to 2020 National Championship!🏈🏈

Not sure if you heard or not but we just landed on the moon...who is this Mario guy you’re talking about? The plumber?
 
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