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What does Mario give us that other possible candidates do not?

The hire doesnt make sense. Want a Miami guy? Hire Butch. Younger coach? Hire Herman.

Christobal has no x factor ability that I know of. None. Wont excite the fanbase. Wont excite recruits. Question his gameday ability. What has he PROVED?

If hes in the discussion, fine. But even the BOT has to know there are better options out there. Even excluding Butch.

it will excite recruits and coaches in SoFla

he was recruiter of the year last year and everyone down there loves him..I am not advocating for him as coach but that much is clear for SoFla

Yep. The local HS corches will be excited just like they were when we hired Shannon. Then when they don't jobs at UM and Cristobag starts losing games they'll turn on him like they did Shannon.
 
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Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
 
Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).

They couldn't knock him? Do you know how easy it is to negative recruit a guy who went 27-47 then spent years as nothing more than an OL coach? He works behind Lane Kiffin man.
 
Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental midget without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non retards and please go **** yourself you **** sucking mouth breathing *****.

Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.
 
What does Mario give us that other possible candidates do not?

The hire doesnt make sense. Want a Miami guy? Hire Butch. Younger coach? Hire Herman.

Christobal has no x factor ability that I know of. None. Wont excite the fanbase. Wont excite recruits. Question his gameday ability. What has he PROVED?

If hes in the discussion, fine. But even the BOT has to know there are better options out there. Even excluding Butch.

it will excite recruits and coaches in SoFla

he was recruiter of the year last year and everyone down there loves him..I am not advocating for him as coach but that much is clear for SoFla

Yep. The local HS corches will be excited just like they were when we hired Shannon. Then when they don't jobs at UM and Cristobag starts losing games they'll turn on him like they did Shannon.
These dudes have the shortest memories. I guess that's because they have low IQs.

(infraction imminent)
 
Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental midget without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non retards and please go **** yourself you **** sucking *****.

Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.

Look at you *****ing just to *****. I hope you get 10 infractions.
 
So.....one guy here suggests we hire Mario as HC, then hire a bunch of great assistants to compensate for our HC.


Makes sense.......no.
 
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Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental midget without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non retards and please go **** yourself you **** sucking mouth breathing *****.

Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.

That's the only accurate part I can find - in this retarded post. The post is retarded.

I did NOT call the poster a ******. (Granted, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck - but I'm not going there.)
 
Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental midget without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non retards and please go **** yourself you **** sucking mouth breathing *****.

Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.

That's the only accurate part I can find - in this retarded post. The post is retarded.

I did NOT call the poster a ******. (Granted, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck - but I'm not going there.)
Go find more stories online and claim them as your own. your Butch or die shtick is as tired as your fake *** stories.

I didn't call said poster fake just his stories but if he walks like a *** and talks like a *** well you know the rest
 
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Don't worry guys. I'm sure there are a ton of quality OC and DC that would love to work under a coach with a career .300 winning percentage who was fired from FIU and has a history of being "hard to work with." We're good!
 
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Even ignoring whether or not Mario can coach, he would be a ridiculous divisive selection at a time which requires an absolute slam dunk. Going with the one guy that would result in banners being flown day 1 and that would further the "Miami doesn't want to compete at the top level" narrative would be devastating.
 
Mario and a good staff can get it done here. we know all the local coaches and top talent know him well. Hire a top notch OC, DC, WR and DB coach and we'll get the kids. SEC coaches couldn't knock him because of his experience at Bama and their league. If it's not Butch or Schiano then I'll embrace Mario, he is Blood (former Cane).
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental midget without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non retards and please go **** yourself you **** sucking mouth breathing *****.

Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.

Thanks for allowing me to save my bullets....
 
Out of curiosity, I've looked into what Bama's fans are posting about the possibility of losing Mario. Most view him as an ace recruiter that was responsible for getting some Miami studs over there. They also think he would be "good" for us, but I think it's more a case of things being really good for them right now and not imagining that any dingleberry hanging off of Saban's *** isn't a diamond.

By the way, I found it interesting that they are also concerned that there will be a semi-mass exodus after this year (Mario, Kiffin, and Smart) which may lead Saban out the door, especially if he wins it all this year.

Bottom line: bring back Butch!
 
You are by far one of the worst posters on here. You're down right a functional ******. You think Butch Davis is responsible for 4 out of our 5 national championships. You think cristobal could do well as head coach here and you think it's Butch or bust cause you're a mental small person without an ounce of critical thinking skills. Lastly you're a ****** of the highest order. Leave the coach talk to the non ******* and please go **** yourself you **** ****ing mouth breathing *****. Had to get all the insults in one post to not get more than one infraction. Thank you for your understanding.

When you have the language filter on, your post isn't even offensive. I see nothing wrong here.
 
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