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Abella Danger
I just spent a couple minutes Google Imaging her....please accept my mild apologies for not really knowing who she was. I knew the name, not the face. I'm old and most of my "reinas de pórnografia" were from the 70's and 80's...you know the deep BUSH state? Anyway, I looked up Ms. Danger and while I won't go so far as to say she's ugly (she's not), she also "ain't all that." Her face is a 6-7. Body is 8+. Would I hit it? Yup. Maybe even twice....in the same week! Am I taking a selfie with her? No. Am I excited to see her? I mean maybe if I was a 17 year old virgin, but no, not really.
Now, if Margot Robbie was in attendance.....
 
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I just spent a couple minutes Google Imaging her....please accept my mild apologies for not really knowing who she was. I knew the name, not the face. I'm old and most of my "reinas de pórnografia" were from the 70's and 80's...you know the deep BUSH state? Anyway, I looked up Ms. Danger and while I won't go so far as to say she's ugly (she's not), she also "ain't all that." Her face is a 6-7. Body is 8+. Would I hit it? Yup. Maybe even twice....in the same week! Am I taking a selfie with her? No. Am I excited to see her? I mean maybe if I was a 17 year old virgin, but no, not really.
Now, if Margot Robbie was in attendance.....
She makes up for it in her performance and enthusiasm. The prettiest actress doesn't always win the Oscar if you catch my drift.
 
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