Gawd, even listening to these kids is a good time.
Press conferences during our 7-0 start under Golden weren't this fun.
Diaz: I'm not an X & O's ace, but I could listen to Diaz talk defense all day. We went from having an incompetent DC to one of the brighter minds in the game, IMHO. Sure, he's good for an overthought zone blitz at an inopportune moment per game, but he's got the goods.
Malik: Looked like he was taking in a show at the local comedy club with that smile plastered on his face. Stop asking him if he's ever nervous, because no. Money Malik, baby.
Darrell: Money Malilk to the Magic Man, Darrell Langham. Kid's kept his head down and has obviously taken the "use your body to your benefit" coaching to heart because he's playing that way and it's all he'll say at the microphone. He's stuck it out here, and I'm so happy for the kid.
Shaq: After Shaq retires as an NFL Pro Bowler, he should run for President of the United States. What a thoughtful and articulate dude. He says all the right things, but you can tell he means them, too. He eats, breathes, and sleeps this program, and it shows. Thank you, Poppa Shaq, for very obviously doing the dad thing in all the right ways.
Homer: A company man with a yeoman's work ethic. Hot ****.
Norton: "Yes, you are correct. I won all of my snaps."
Badgley: Badge just opened a Miller Lite can over his forehead and then ****ed your bytch. And for some reason you bought him a shot of whiskey?