Empirical Cane
We are what we repeatedly do.
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Why do football teams keep making up jobs that don’t exist?
Every team needs a GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR.
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@Andrew @DMoney stop being cheapaşşes and bring in the staff CIS desperately needs.
Suggested positions
"Mope Grief Counselor"
"Chief Emoji Wrangler"
"Head GIF Curator"
"Slurper Advocate"
"Street Cred Consultant"
"*** Cruise Activities Director"
"CIS Offensive Porst Analyst"
"Thread Bumping Liason"
"Insider Publicist"
"Moto-Moto Distinguished Chair Body Image Consultant"
"Nun **** Facilitator"