Coaching CIS NEEDS a "Gamechanger Coordinator"

[Empirical Cane]

Why do football teams keep making up jobs that don’t exist?

Every team needs a GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR.

www.sbnation.com

@Andrew @DMoney stop being cheapaşşes and bring in the staff CIS desperately needs.


Suggested positions

"Mope Grief Counselor"
"Chief Emoji Wrangler"
"Head GIF Curator"
"Slurper Advocate"
"Street Cred Consultant"
"*** Cruise Activities Director"
"CIS Offensive Porst Analyst"
"Thread Bumping Liason"
"Insider Publicist"
"Moto-Moto Distinguished Chair Body Image Consultant"
"Nun **** Facilitator"

 

[DontCareJustWin]

Why do football teams keep making up jobs that don’t exist?

Every team needs a GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR.

www.sbnation.com

@Andrew @DMoney stop being cheapaşşes and bring in the staff CIS desperately needs.


Suggested positions

"Mope Grief Counselor"
"Chief Emoji Wrangler"
"Head GIF Curator"
"Slurper Advocate"
"Street Cred Consultant"
"*** Cruise Activities Director"
"CIS Offensive Porst Analyst"
"Thread Bumping Liason"
"Insider Publicist"
"Moto-Moto Distinguished Chair Body Image Consultant"
"Nun **** Facilitator"

I have a feeling that the person with the name starting with "N" and ending with "D" would love to have this role.

 

[cway313]

I'm willing to throw my hat in the ring as "Long **** of the Law"

 

[wnycanesfan]

He is their ST coach not sure why Big Billy felt the need to call it Gamechanger Coordinator. I'm sure UF fans will tell you it is because their ST are so awesom that they have to be considered Game Changing.

 

[Empirical Cane]

I'm willing to throw my hat in the ring as "Long **** of the Law"

I'll let others review your resume and make a recommendation.

 

[Cajuncane]

I’ll put my name in as chief nude inspector ….

 

[WestEndZone]

@DMoney put me in, coach.

 

[PIPO]

Why do football teams keep making up jobs that don’t exist?

Every team needs a GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR.

www.sbnation.com

@Andrew @DMoney stop being cheapaşşes and bring in the staff CIS desperately needs.


Suggested positions

"Mope Grief Counselor"
"Chief Emoji Wrangler"
"Head GIF Curator"
"Slurper Advocate"
"Street Cred Consultant"
"*** Cruise Activities Director"
"CIS Offensive Porst Analyst"
"Thread Bumping Liason"
"Insider Publicist"
"Moto-Moto Distinguished Chair Body Image Consultant"
"Nun **** Facilitator"

Mope Grief Counselor

 

[WaterburyCane]

I'm willing to throw my hat in the ring as "Long **** of the Law"

 

[g8rh8rMD]

Why do football teams keep making up jobs that don’t exist?

Every team needs a GAMECHANGER COORDINATOR.

www.sbnation.com

@Andrew @DMoney stop being cheapaşşes and bring in the staff CIS desperately needs.


Suggested positions

"Mope Grief Counselor"
"Chief Emoji Wrangler"
"Head GIF Curator"
"Slurper Advocate"
"Street Cred Consultant"
"*** Cruise Activities Director"
"CIS Offensive Porst Analyst"
"Thread Bumping Liason"
"Insider Publicist"
"Moto-Moto Distinguished Chair Body Image Consultant"
"Nun **** Facilitator"

We've already got the largest staff of Slurper Advocates east of the Mississippi.

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

"Senior Rabble-rouser Correspondent"

 

[Burricane]

Definitely going to need a Director of Booty GIFs position. Submit booty gifs for approved posting. It’s a tall task and a thankless position, but I’m willing to look past those things and accept the offer

 

[nobeastofburden]

 

[Golsen82]

Definitely going to need a Director of Booty GIFs position. Submit booty gifs for approved posting. It’s a tall task and a thankless position, but I’m willing to look past those things and accept the offer

Free booty for recruits!

 

[JD08]

I’ll put my name in as chief nude inspector ….

That could either be the best job in the world or a miserable torture that would make you want to pluck your eyes out. There is no middle ground.

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Mat Day Meating Consigliere ?

 

[Burricane]

Free booty for recruits!

That’s my first order of business

 

[TRick72]

That could either be the best job in the world or a miserable torture that would make you want to pluck your eyes out. There is no middle ground.

Kind of like going to Haulover Beach

 

[hurricaneman]

Hopefully that is purely a PR thing. If his title really is that and he has to put it on a resume he's not smart for accepting that.

 

[Cajuncane]

That could either be the best job in the world or a miserable torture that would make you want to pluck your eyes out. There is no middle ground.

Good point so I’ll put in for Baba Yaga’s post inspector….