CIS Haiku

[Canestomp]

Key'Shawn Momma tweets.
Gattis Offensive Scheme Weak.
Bruh we ******' stink.

 

[Canestomp]

Blades TikTok Dancin'
Rather have a TikTok Vid
Of Interceptions.

Alright, fun exercise. I'll let you all get after it.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

I wish i was a little bit taller

I wish i was a baller

I wish i had a girl who looked good

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Im the best in room
Don't forget, *** cruises too
Go to bed, stay tuned

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Key'Shawn Momma tweets.
Gattis Offensive Scheme Weak.
Bruh we ******' stink.

This one's ****** fantastic

 

[ben]

The season is lost
CIS threads suck lately
Bring back @The Franchise

 

[ben]

We need more five-stars
Cuz Middle Tennessee State
Boat raced our asses

 

[ben]

CIS podcast
Tune in for Pete's squeaky voice
and Danny's dad jeans

 

[ben]

When I write haikus
I hold up my hand and count
all the syllables

 

[ben]

Does anyone else
Do the finger counting thing
When they write haikus?

 

[P-Tizzle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gattis sucks
And so does Ivey.

 

[mcnaire2004]

I'm hurt, dog
Don't ask me if I'm alright
**** naw

 

[ben]

OK so I guess
you all must be so great at
counting in your heads

 

[canesdogo]

Guys anyone who advertises hats 3 times in a scroll between posts need their head examined. This format is irritating.
I know CIS needs to generate revenue......... but moving the cursor and a voice cuts in while typing a post....... is way beyond the pale.............
I love CIS but **** this is the worst. Bad enough that we are rebuilding on the field........... but changing your ad format in order to type this I have had to move the box three times from the bottom of the page so I would not hear some voices that don't mean sh** to me...and I do not wear hats that come floating as I read the posts.....****...what is going on???

 

[jackedaround]

three wins four losses,
interceptions and fumbles
**** we done stumble

 

[Empirical Cane]

Twelve-Thirty Kickoffs?
Amateur A-C-C Crews?
Not Even Mad Anymore.

You came to play.

 

[ben]

I spent years asking
for the ACC Network.
Needed Bally Sports.

 

[JOE'CANE]

Sorry *** players
Makes for a sorry *** team
Should have hired Lane

 

[CaneFanWNY]

SEC, BIG 10
Networks raking bread, but we
In the ACC

Get the tac shaver
Irish potato peeler
Blackouts and nooners

Feeling like losers
When we watch Gattis snoozers
QBs run like Vick

Defensive bloopers
Shannon, golden, diaz and richt
Tired of the same ****

 

[L A M P]

Meat Up In Blue Lot
Juan From Little Havana
Ask For Him By Name

Speaking of murder
Has anyone talked to Laz
Should have stuck to banks

New York State of Mind
Hope life is treating you well
Give Kenneth My best

Just a reminder
Brock orders his steak well done
What a psychopath