Chomper to corch WRs @ Michigan

Don’t think a shark can survive in fresh water so this will be short lived...

That’s only true for landlocked freshwater bodies. Plenty of bull sharks in brackish and in even fresh water. That’s just another useless fact for most of us, but it’s importsnt info for a guy like him that cruises for dates along shorelines...
 
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That’s only true for landlocked freshwater bodies. Plenty of bull sharks in brackish and in even fresh water. That’s just another useless fact for most of us, but it’s importsnt info for a guy like him that cruises for dates along shorelines...
Well good to know he won’t be lonely..
 
Yeah..........but only one problem, NOPE!

This is the same, old, typical Michigan **** that takes place under the Harbaugh resigme. Overspend and make bizarre moves in the off-season, only to remain mediocre during the regular season and a non-factor in the postseason.

When I first read about this, I thought "Maybe there really is such a thing as too much money?" This is worse than Charlie Weis at UF. Money is out of hand in college football. No way this guy is a college positions coach this early after a brief stint at a major program.
 
When I first read about this, I thought "Maybe there really is such a thing as too much money?" This is worse than Charlie Weis at UF. Money is out of hand in college football. No way this guy is a college positions coach this early after a brief stint at a major program.

I hear what you’re saying. This is just throwing money away. There are probably a hundred guys that are better teachers of the wider receiver position than this guy, and at a lower cost.
 
Considering all the superstars Corch McTeef produced at WR in Gainesville, this only makes sense.

Holy ****, I'd rather hire my high school coach (and he was a ******) than this bum.
 
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Boss Move. We hired Patke...Bush League Move. Michigan just got better. They made a Bama Move.
Good hire.

Don't know about "boss move" but I do agree their staff just got better. Time to let the Penske stuff go. No use crying over spilt milk. He's here to stay.

Horseteeth isn't Randy Shannon. He will be an asset for their offensive staff/gameplan.
 
I would hire Chops here and now. As a HC nope. But a very good assistant coach right off the Nicktator’s family tree..
 
That’s only true for landlocked freshwater bodies. Plenty of bull sharks in brackish and in even fresh water. That’s just another useless fact for most of us, but it’s importsnt info for a guy like him that cruises for dates along shorelines...

Are bullsharks hot...at least for humans who are into sharks?

What kind if shark us in that picture?
 
He couldn't even get a coordinating job. Heck, even Al Golden got a better job after being fired than Chomper. Golden is a position coach but at the NFL level.
 
Guy is getting paid big bucks from Ufag and will not collect a nice modest check till an OC job opens up somewhere else

Amazing how retreads work


McElwain was never well respected as a coordinator. Everybody knew that Bama won 3 national titles in spite of him. People were happy to see him go. Kiffin in contrast was actually respected as Bama OC.
 
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McElwain was never well respected as a coordinator. Everybody knew that Bama won 3 national titles in spite of him. People were happy to see him go. Kiffin in contrast was actually respected as Bama OC.

I agree! Dude is a bad coach who even tried peddling some BBQ sauce on a side business when he should have been worrying about getting his QB position right
 
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