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1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
 
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GoldenShowers said:
Might be the new worst post of all time. Congrats!
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How many titles does Chip have ? I TELL YA 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Does he get along with superstars? I TELL YA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Ugirlznotmen said:
1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
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ROTFFL!!!!

Chip Kelly won 12 games 75% of the time.

Made it to BCS bowl 100% of the time.

Finished is the top 3 75% of the time.

With an avg class rank of greater the 20.

No coach in the history of football can say any of that. Not Saban, not Urban, not Jimmy not anyone!!!!!!!!!!

In fact it's extremely rare to win it with an 4 yr avg class ranked outside the top 10.

The lowest was 13.

If he announced he was coming back to college he would be the most sought after coach in the history of college football.

If he came to Miami he would make Miami instantly on the same level as Alabama because he would have the recruits to win it every year and if he can be one of the top three teams with horribly ranked recruiting classes he would absolutely dominate at Miami.

Sorry dude but your post is a major FAIL!
 
He's talking about another Chip who has an extra "e" in his last name. Not Chip Kelly at philly.
 
Ugirlznotmen said:
GoldenShowers said:
Might be the new worst post of all time. Congrats!
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How many titles does Chip have ? I TELL YA 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Does he get along with superstars? I TELL YA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What coach do you want? Show me your top 5 please so we can see how many titles is in your top 5.
 
clg003 said:
Ugirlznotmen said:
1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
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ROTFFL!!!!

Chip Kelly won 12 games 75% of the time.

Made it to BCS bowl 100% of the time.

Finished is the top 3 75% of the time.

With an avg class rank of greater the 20.

No coach in the history of football can say any of that. Not Saban, not Urban, not Jimmy not anyone!!!!!!!!!!

In fact it's extremely rare to win it with an 4 yr avg class ranked outside the top 10.

The lowest was 13.

If he announced he was coming back to college he would be the most sought after coach in the history of college football.

If he came to Miami he would make Miami instantly on the same level as Alabama because he would have the recruits to win it every year and if he can be one of the top three teams with horribly ranked recruiting classes he would absolutely dominate at Miami.

Sorry dude but your post is a major FAIL!
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I see you lowered your standards for THE U........ HOW MANY TITLES ?
 
Ugirlznotmen said:
1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
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Is that you, Randy?
 
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Ugirlznotmen said:
clg003 said:
Ugirlznotmen said:
1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
Click to expand...


ROTFFL!!!!

Chip Kelly won 12 games 75% of the time.

Made it to BCS bowl 100% of the time.

Finished is the top 3 75% of the time.

With an avg class rank of greater the 20.

No coach in the history of football can say any of that. Not Saban, not Urban, not Jimmy not anyone!!!!!!!!!!

In fact it's extremely rare to win it with an 4 yr avg class ranked outside the top 10.

The lowest was 13.

If he announced he was coming back to college he would be the most sought after coach in the history of college football.

If he came to Miami he would make Miami instantly on the same level as Alabama because he would have the recruits to win it every year and if he can be one of the top three teams with horribly ranked recruiting classes he would absolutely dominate at Miami.

Sorry dude but your post is a major FAIL!
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I see you lowered your standards for THE U........ HOW MANY TITLES ?
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Tell me one U coach who won a title at another school?

Tell me another coach who came to the U with his accolades?

I will wait for it....

still waiting.........

Your logic is an absolute failure, please turn in your computer you just lost the internet.
 
I bet the same ones that are wanting Chip ( LMAO ) are the same ones that said he would rule the NFL ..... HOW IS THAT GOING?
 
Ugirlznotmen said:
clg003 said:
Ugirlznotmen said:
1. D = soft
2. How many titles?
3. Does not like superstars
4. Every time faces a good team gets his *** kicked
5. Ask yourself do you think he would stay here more than 2 years? GONE
6. His ego is a turn off for a lot of old Canes, WANTS SPOT LIGHT ON HIM AND ONLY HIM
7. His Oregon team was soft as butter
8. NO MARIO NO KELLEY and let Pagano stay right where he is
Click to expand...


ROTFFL!!!!

Chip Kelly won 12 games 75% of the time.

Made it to BCS bowl 100% of the time.

Finished is the top 3 75% of the time.

With an avg class rank of greater the 20.

No coach in the history of football can say any of that. Not Saban, not Urban, not Jimmy not anyone!!!!!!!!!!

In fact it's extremely rare to win it with an 4 yr avg class ranked outside the top 10.

The lowest was 13.

If he announced he was coming back to college he would be the most sought after coach in the history of college football.

If he came to Miami he would make Miami instantly on the same level as Alabama because he would have the recruits to win it every year and if he can be one of the top three teams with horribly ranked recruiting classes he would absolutely dominate at Miami.

Sorry dude but your post is a major FAIL!
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I see you lowered your standards for THE U........ HOW MANY TITLES ?
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Who are your top coaching candidates for Miami?!
 
I bet the same ones that thought bringing ICE on the staff are the same ones that like Chip ........... ICE HAS SHOWED NOT ONCE BUT 2 TIMES HE HAS SUCKED LMFAO
 
Ugirlznotmen said:
We need a new stadium just for Chip's head to get in
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and.....?

You sounds like you have a great deal of pain coming from big heads in your history.

I think there are plenty of prison rehab group boards out there for that.
 
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