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4–0.
We played who was on the schedule, and we buried every single one of those motherf***ers.
NOW THE REAL FING SHT STARTS.
Next Saturday, I’ll be there personally. BOOTS ON THE FING GROUND. Conducting a full-scale reconnaissance mission to make sure everything is in order before we send those fake-a** tiger motherfers straight into OUTER FING SPACE.
This is the day Clemson fans sit in that stadium, staring at the scoreboard, wondering how the f*** their dog-sh*t puppy program became a bottom feeder of what it used to be.
This is the day they realize that everything they once had, everything they thought made them special, now belongs to THE FING U.
THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE F* IT’S LIKE TO BE US.
They don’t know what it’s like to have the entire college football world watching your every move.
They don’t know what it’s like when the storm starts forming.
And they sure as F*** don’t know what happens when CATEGORY 5 makes landfall.
CLEMSON IS ABOUT TO FING FIND OUT.
And enough with the **** debating. No more “who’s playing O-line?” No more “why isn’t this guy playing?” No more questioning every substitution, every position, every **** decision. NONE OF THAT SH*T. It’s time for this team to become ONE. One mentality. One mission. One f**ing heartbeat. It’s time to show the entire country WHY WE ARE THE MIAMI HURRICANES and why this sht is different.
Dabo, enjoy your last few days of peace. Hug your family. Kiss your wife. Take one last look around that stadium.
Because next Saturday, we’re coming into your fing house, putting our boots on your fing field, and making 80,000 Clemson fans question every decision that led them to this miserable f***ing moment.
No more cupcakes.
No more warmups.
No more fing excuses.
THE HURRICANES ARE COMING TO CLEMSON, AND WE’RE BRINGING THE ENTIRE FING STORM WITH US.
CATEGORY FING 5.
We played who was on the schedule, and we buried every single one of those motherf***ers.
NOW THE REAL FING SHT STARTS.
Next Saturday, I’ll be there personally. BOOTS ON THE FING GROUND. Conducting a full-scale reconnaissance mission to make sure everything is in order before we send those fake-a** tiger motherfers straight into OUTER FING SPACE.
This is the day Clemson fans sit in that stadium, staring at the scoreboard, wondering how the f*** their dog-sh*t puppy program became a bottom feeder of what it used to be.
This is the day they realize that everything they once had, everything they thought made them special, now belongs to THE FING U.
THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE F* IT’S LIKE TO BE US.
They don’t know what it’s like to have the entire college football world watching your every move.
They don’t know what it’s like when the storm starts forming.
And they sure as F*** don’t know what happens when CATEGORY 5 makes landfall.
CLEMSON IS ABOUT TO FING FIND OUT.
And enough with the **** debating. No more “who’s playing O-line?” No more “why isn’t this guy playing?” No more questioning every substitution, every position, every **** decision. NONE OF THAT SH*T. It’s time for this team to become ONE. One mentality. One mission. One f**ing heartbeat. It’s time to show the entire country WHY WE ARE THE MIAMI HURRICANES and why this sht is different.
Dabo, enjoy your last few days of peace. Hug your family. Kiss your wife. Take one last look around that stadium.
Because next Saturday, we’re coming into your fing house, putting our boots on your fing field, and making 80,000 Clemson fans question every decision that led them to this miserable f***ing moment.
No more cupcakes.
No more warmups.
No more fing excuses.
THE HURRICANES ARE COMING TO CLEMSON, AND WE’RE BRINGING THE ENTIRE FING STORM WITH US.
CATEGORY FING 5.
