Carson Becks car stolen 🤦‍♂️

[Golsen82]

Spring portal candidate now

 

[Golsen82]

No one steals Teslas everyone knows better












(Because they suck)

A Tesla would blow up before you could even start stealing it

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

thats why I drive manual
i have a 911 and can keep the car unlocked in the middle of philly and no one will take it
greatest antitheft currently available

Manuals are more fun to drive and like you said…theft proof. Jack boys and Kia boys don’t know how to drive them

 

[NZ Cane]

Eh, or he could stay at Georgia and just kill people with em...

 

[JD08]

It’s probably an automatic but if you’ve ever used a clutch in an older Lamborghini, you definitely wouldn’t drive it on leg day.

You'd think Italians would have huge legs. I know the older Alfas had had stiff clutches too.

 

[Golsen82]

You'd think Italians would have huge legs. I know the older Alfas had had stiff clutches too.

Greg Olsens 3rd leg could shift one real good

 

[CANESCANES]

 

[GOCANES05]

Obviously CFB NIL is very profitable

 

[CANESCANES]

 

[Ironmanfootball]

You see these high profile athletes getting their houses robbed all the time? These thieves are highly sophisticated.

How sophisticated do you have to be when she allegedly posts outside their house, I'm sure with geotagging on, and they have those cars parked out front. You don't gotta win at Clue to figure out where the dum dums live

 

[GOCANES05]

In the days of rings buying a player lunch would launch an NCAA investigation, now mansions and Lamborghinis are the norm in buying players

 

[Ironmanfootball]

Benz has been found, still missing the Lambo.

 

[Ironmanfootball]

This feels like an SNL bit

 

[Groz73Cane]

Wait this mfer is staying in a 5 mill home and didn’t turn on the alarm system, which I would imagine is pretty sophisticated and thorough. Man, I’m gonna have to doubt his intelligence and judgement here.Either he couldn’t figure it out or just didn’t give a F**k. It’s Miami for f**ksake.

 

[Kansas Cane]

Anybody get this news texted to you from friends whose favorite teams are in the SEC?

My response to mine who pulled that stunt.

No cars to this luxurious level have been stolen in Oxford, Mississippi or Norman Oklahoma or Columbia, Missouri.

Why?

Because none of the broke **** rednecks in those towns OWN cars to this luxurious level.

And I say that via my best Rock impersonation.

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

Wanna know how to stop this ****? If you enter someone’s home as an intruder, it’s 20 years. Mandatory. Done.

 

[simplycanes]

All of this just signals elite QB play this coming season.

 

[TRick72]

Wait, where was Emory while this was going on?

Driving around in one of these…

 

[Hoyacane1620]

I would hope this will change some of their behavior and habits with regard to privacy.

put the alarm on.

They are really still "kids" in many ways. They don't worry about alarms, etc.

 

[Hold My Beer]

I would hope this will change some of their behavior and habits with regard to privacy.

put the alarm on.

They are really still "kids" in many ways. They don't worry about alarms, etc.

Age 20: Garage door open, vehicle unlocked, keys in ignition

Age 60: Garage door closed, vehicle locked, cannot remember where I put the keys

Screwed either way