Georgia fans love to blame Carson Beck. But let’s be real — he didn’t leave Athens, he escaped.
Last year against Notre Dame, Gunnar Stockton went 20-for-32 for 238 yards in his first real action. Not bad, right? Except Georgia’s vaunted “RBU” offense managed just 62 total rushing yards. Sixty-two! That’s not “3 yards and a cloud of dust,” that’s Mike Bobo’s Neanderthal playbook without the 3 yards.
And the wide receivers? They weren’t playing football, they were putting on a circus act. Dropping slants, dropping outs, dropping deep balls — Cirque du Soleil in shoulder pads. More drops than a DJ at Ultra. That’s why they call them the Drop Dawgs™.
But instead of pointing the finger at Bobo the Clown and his Stone Age offense, or the butter-fingered WRs, the Georgia coaches and fans decided it was all Carson Beck’s fault.
Now Beck’s in Miami. He’s got:
Message to Athens: It wasn’t Beck.
It was your butterfingers, your 62-yard run game, and your clown-car offense.
Last year against Notre Dame, Gunnar Stockton went 20-for-32 for 238 yards in his first real action. Not bad, right? Except Georgia’s vaunted “RBU” offense managed just 62 total rushing yards. Sixty-two! That’s not “3 yards and a cloud of dust,” that’s Mike Bobo’s Neanderthal playbook without the 3 yards.
And the wide receivers? They weren’t playing football, they were putting on a circus act. Dropping slants, dropping outs, dropping deep balls — Cirque du Soleil in shoulder pads. More drops than a DJ at Ultra. That’s why they call them the Drop Dawgs™.
But instead of pointing the finger at Bobo the Clown and his Stone Age offense, or the butter-fingered WRs, the Georgia coaches and fans decided it was all Carson Beck’s fault.
Now Beck’s in Miami. He’s got:
- Cristobal’s monster OL protecting him.
- A top-5 rushing attack to balance the offense.
- Shannon Dawson’s Air Raid to scheme receivers open.
- And WRs who, you know… actually catch the football.
Message to Athens: It wasn’t Beck.
It was your butterfingers, your 62-yard run game, and your clown-car offense.