Canes practicing at Dolphins indoor practice facility

Dan Sileo JR

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Shoutout to Gase and the fins organization, it's been a stormy week in the Gables and the whole city is stepping up to let us secure this win.
 

jakeman1

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Looks like they're doing a little more than the Thud technique for tackling this week.
 

3G Cane

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*insert joke about how terrible the lolphins are here*
 
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sucks that they had to take a bus all the way up to nova just to practice
Yes that 30 minute bus ride for 20 year olds is a catastrophe. They had to stop several times to let them stretch to avoid DVT.
Chose, you seem somewhat well versed on medical issues.

Are you aware of any pharmaceuticals, or treatments, that will alleviate the horrible stigma of weeping gaping cūntitis? Complaining about peak-of-fitness 20-year-olds taking a short bus ride seems to be one of the symptoms?

Seems to run rampant among some porsters. Hope we find a cure
 

Zbrod95

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sucks that they had to take a bus all the way up to nova just to practice
Yes that 30 minute bus ride for 20 year olds is a catastrophe. They had to stop several times to let them stretch to avoid DVT.
Chose, you seem somewhat well versed on medical issues.

Are you aware of any pharmaceuticals, or treatments, that will alleviate the horrible stigma of weeping gaping cūntitis? Complaining about peak-of-fitness 20-year-olds taking a short bus ride seems to be one of the symptoms?

Seems to run rampant among some porsters. Hope we find a cure
vagisil pumped through a pressure washer...
 

The Franchise

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sucks that they had to take a bus all the way up to nova just to practice
Yes that 30 minute bus ride for 20 year olds is a catastrophe. They had to stop several times to let them stretch to avoid DVT.
Chose, you seem somewhat well versed on medical issues.

Are you aware of any pharmaceuticals, or treatments, that will alleviate the horrible stigma of weeping gaping cūntitis? Complaining about peak-of-fitness 20-year-olds taking a short bus ride seems to be one of the symptoms?

Seems to run rampant among some porsters. Hope we find a cure
As of this writing, there is no known cure for that dastardly disease. Sufferers, however, do find some comfort, which may be a placebo effect, from inhaling copious amounts of ejaculate.
 

Zbrod95

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sucks that they had to take a bus all the way up to nova just to practice
Yes that 30 minute bus ride for 20 year olds is a catastrophe. They had to stop several times to let them stretch to avoid DVT.
Chose, you seem somewhat well versed on medical issues.

Are you aware of any pharmaceuticals, or treatments, that will alleviate the horrible stigma of weeping gaping cūntitis? Complaining about peak-of-fitness 20-year-olds taking a short bus ride seems to be one of the symptoms?

Seems to run rampant among some porsters. Hope we find a cure
As of this writing, there is no known cure for that dastardly disease. Sufferers, however, do find some comfort, which may be a placebo effect, from inhaling copious amounts of ejaculate.
Don’t forget about the vagisil
 

The Franchise

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sucks that they had to take a bus all the way up to nova just to practice
Yes that 30 minute bus ride for 20 year olds is a catastrophe. They had to stop several times to let them stretch to avoid DVT.
Chose, you seem somewhat well versed on medical issues.

Are you aware of any pharmaceuticals, or treatments, that will alleviate the horrible stigma of weeping gaping cūntitis? Complaining about peak-of-fitness 20-year-olds taking a short bus ride seems to be one of the symptoms?

Seems to run rampant among some porsters. Hope we find a cure
As of this writing, there is no known cure for that dastardly disease. Sufferers, however, do find some comfort, which may be a placebo effect, from inhaling copious amounts of ejaculate.
Don’t forget about the vagisil
I forgot about it because it's not funny. Don't step on my gags, brother. Just enjoy them.
 
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