Canes Haiku

[BoroCane83]

Cards claim they will kick
door in with entrance to league.
Shotgun blast waiting.

 

[BoroCane83]

How the fans gon' yell
"Hey Felicia" to Kaaya,
when they have no teeth?

 

[cf3000]

Newcomer thrown in,
Drowning in a sea of black.
Is there a lifeguard?

 

[BoroCane83]

Louisville sucks balls.
**** yo garlic dipping sauce.
Ain't got time fo dat.

 

[AUcane]

Gadbois is starting?
That's trouble. Matt Pipho ain't
walking through that door.

 

[Kirijax]

Four days to Game Day
Are you ready Louisville
To get your *** kicked