Canes Disaster Preparedness Kit

[Kirijax]

Never hurts to be ready...

• Beer. Lots of Beer
• Sledgehammer. To let out that frustration.
• New TV. To replace one destroyed by sledge hammer
• Duct tape. To patchup window until repair man arrives.
• Pizza. Lots of pizza
• Roses. To soothe wife
• PS4. To prove to kids that their dad is not a complete neanderthal
• Aspirin. You know a big one is coming
• Cell Phone. To call in sick Monday, Tuesday and in extreme cases Wednesday
• Mop and bucket. To clean up mess after sanity returns.
• Specialized Golden Pin Cushion. Every time you stick it, it says "That was a really good team out there.

Feel free to add to list.

 

[cane since birth]

All i need is a bottle of JD

 

[luke137]

Mmm. Not enough beer.

Should throw in some shots in case we try to score in the end for a moral victory. A moral victory against Duke....

 

[UMFarArcher]

.45 1911 to turn the TV off.

 

[Klamalama]

Never hurts to be ready...

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• Beer. Lots of Beer
• Sledgehammer. To let out that frustration.
• New TV. To replace one destroyed by sledge hammer
• Duct tape. To patchup window until repair man arrives.
• Pizza. Lots of pizza
• Roses. To soothe wife
• PS4. To prove to kids that their dad is not a complete neanderthal
• Aspirin. You know a big one is coming
• Cell Phone. To call in sick Monday, Tuesday and in extreme cases Wednesday
• Mop and bucket. To clean up mess after sanity returns.
• Specialized Golden Pin Cushion. Every time you stick it, it says "That was a really good team out there.

Feel free to add to list.

GOAT post!!!

 

[decleated]

Busch beer and a iPhone..

 

[GonzoCane]

Too complicated. I'll make it easy....

 

[Kirijax]

Busch beer and a iPhone..

lol I was looking for Asahi beer pic but got lazy.

 

[cowboycane]