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WhatTheHell said:
This is a great time of year. Kim Jong Al and the athletic department are in complete spin control. Everyone is great, everyone is the next Jimmy Graham and the new coaches are the greatest thing ever.

They completely control every media report being released. There's not one original thought on how the team looks. They own all the papers and they were smart to take over CIS. These places only release the info the staff gives them.

A lot of fans are in for a rude awakening once this thing goes live.
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If only we didn't have to play the actual football games.
 
CaneClassic said:
Cane Dynasty said:
brock said:
Cane Dynasty said:
brock said:
### Feedback we’ve gotten internally from UM’s closed practices: defensive end Chad Thomas has been very productive and is winning a lot of one-on-one battles; freshman defensive tackle Kendrick Norton is too good to keep on the bench this season; Joe Brown is making a strong push at guard; Stacy Coley has been very impressive and his route-running is much improved; running back Trayone Gray has made considerable strides; and under-the-radar tight end Chris Herndon is going to surprise people in the passing game.

Very encouraging on Chad Thomas, Stacy, coley, Norton , Herndon and gray fronts. Excited to see coley and Thomas have a breakout year

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"Feedback we’ve gotten internally from UM’s closed practices:"

In other words.....

This is the message that the Stasi has approved...

GTFO with this schit.
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Dawg you are a trip
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meat me?
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Dynasty just became the first openly *** member of CiS. Very brave move.

Being out is very in right now. Kudos.
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I carry the banner!
 
GonzoCane said:
### UM players have been buzzing about the creative wrinkles that have been added to the offense. “The personnel will be exotic. We'll have players playing positions they shouldn't but for us it works,” backup quarterback Malik Rosier said. “When people try to scheme us, we will find ways to expose them.”
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"Exotic personnel"? Are they recruiting Phuket Thailand now?
Sounds like some 3 card monte from Al and the boys.

No word on how mysterious our defense will be.
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Nice tsunami refernce, Gonzo
 
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CaneClassic said:
Dynasty just became the first openly GLBT member of CiS. Very brave move.

Being out is very in right now. Kudos.
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oh, ok, let's applaud our very own Caitlyn Jenner at CiS; recognize CDynasty for his tremendous courage in coming to "being out" and "very in right now"; true Patriot
 
CaneClassic said:
CaneClassic said:
Cane Dynasty said:
brock said:
Cane Dynasty said:
"Feedback we’ve gotten internally from UM’s closed practices:"

In other words.....

This is the message that the Stasi has approved...

GTFO with this schit.
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Dawg you are a trip
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meat me?
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Dynasty just became the first openly *** member of CiS. Very brave move.

Being out is very in right now. Kudos.
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Censoring the word *** is insensitive and homophobic. Let's nix that close-minded BS, especially now that we have a card carrying member of the rainbow coalition right here amongst us.

Dynasty, I got your back man. Maybe not in exactly the way you'd like. But I gotchu, dawg.
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LOL. **** that's good. CaneClassic, you really out did yourself there.
 
GonzoCane said:
### UM players have been buzzing about the creative wrinkles that have been added to the offense. “The personnel will be exotic. We'll have players playing positions they shouldn't but for us it works,” backup quarterback Malik Rosier said. “When people try to scheme us, we will find ways to expose them.”
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"Exotic personnel"? Are they recruiting Phuket Thailand now?
Sounds like some 3 card monte from Al and the boys.

No word on how mysterious our defense will be.
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Creative wrinkles? Exotic personnel? Exposing the opposing defense? LMAO!!!! Did I miss something? I mean James Coley is still the offensive coordinator right? Absolutely hilarious! The first time we play a defense with a pulse and get smacked in the mouth a couple of times. Mr. Exotic wil become Mr. Vanilla, pack it in and break out the 4 corners offense while he hides under the bleachers waiting for the clock to run out.

What in the **** does any of that mean anyway? Is Coley planning to shock the world by running tempo and throwing out of a 3 TE set?
 
FrancisSaywer said:
GonzoCane said:
### UM players have been buzzing about the creative wrinkles that have been added to the offense. “The personnel will be exotic. We'll have players playing positions they shouldn't but for us it works,” backup quarterback Malik Rosier said. “When people try to scheme us, we will find ways to expose them.”
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"Exotic personnel"? Are they recruiting Phuket Thailand now?
Sounds like some 3 card monte from Al and the boys.

No word on how mysterious our defense will be.
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Creative wrinkles? Exotic personnel? Exposing the opposing defense? LMAO!!!! Did I miss something? I mean James Coley is still the offensive coordinator right? Absolutely hilarious! The first time we play a defense with a pulse and get smacked in the mouth a couple of times. Mr. Exotic wil become Mr. Vanilla, pack it in and break out the 4 corners offense while he hides under the bleachers waiting for the clock to run out.

What in the **** does any of that mean anyway? Is Coley planning to shock the world by running tempo and throwing out of a 3 TE set?
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After notoriously misusing our talent, coaches were ordered to this national TOUR of NFL teams and top college teams, they are now implementing the learning.
 
"very productive" for Chad Thomas in his out of position spot in this pathetic defense means he's played the best patty-cake
 
Bigtip said:
"very productive" for Chad Thomas in his out of position spot in this pathetic defense means he's played the best patty-cake
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August 20, 2015 - Mark D'Onofrio was saying about his group after today's practice... How is the pass rush looking? Who is he singling out? Why might Chad Thomas get some work inside? Don't miss this. https://miami.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1793448

Wait a minute, if we already have the big uglies of 300pounders in Ufomba, Heurtelou, Wyche, Jenkins, Norton, & Hamilton, etc, then why in gawd's earth would you post Chad in the inside for work? If this another Chickillo experiment of putting him in the inside to get him ready for the league or some other coaching non-sense, I think I'll miss this read altogether. Whew, talking about doing the same shizm different days! Dawg, I hope the title is misleading as it's trolling for hits... coz if it's for real ! !
 
I would assume it means he occasionally goes inside on 3rd and long and they get McCord or another pass rusher in the game.
 
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Nothing better than innocuous tips from closed practices generated by UM's dopey hashtag crew. Makes my toes tingle.
 
TreOFive said:
WhatTheHell said:
This is a great time of year. Kim Jong Al and the athletic department are in complete spin control. Everyone is great, everyone is the next Jimmy Graham and the new coaches are the greatest thing ever.

They completely control every media report being released. There's not one original thought on how the team looks. They own all the papers and they were smart to take over CIS. These places only release the info the staff gives them.

A lot of fans are in for a rude awakening once this thing goes live.
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And after we beat Bethune...you will here the slurpers come on here and gloat about how great we are and how AG has changed. everything will go to **** after our first *** raping....I predict that it will be Nebraska.

the ****ty coaching is like a pregnancy...you can only hide it for so long. thing is AG is trying to hide it at 9 months
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Seriously?? Nebraska is somewhere between the 5th and 6th most confident game the Canes will win. They lost great talent and new coaching staff.
 
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