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I have a confession. I didn't watch a single play of the game.

I had a gut feeling about what was going to go down based off seeing how this team has been off a bi, how the team in the last several years has played against a rookie QB, and the "best practice of the year" lol . So I scheduled a date instead, and it seems like I made the proper choice.

I know the score, and got updated to the score at the half by fam texting me. What I want to know is: what the **** happened? Plz give me your summary in a handful of bullet points and spare me watching the atrocity myself.
 
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-We again committed an unreal number of stupid penalties
-JW was terrible as bad as can be with three ints ruining his game manager status
-Defense couldn't stop them when turnovers came one after the other
-The main guy we couldn't stop was a first time starting QB
-Perry came in and gave a gigantic lift making plays and throws we haven't seen all year. Was erratic but made more plays than JW has all year.
-Offensive line could not get any push outside of a miracle Deejay run late in game.
-When VT rushed 3 to our 5-6 they still got sacks.
-Deejay also had a miracle 2 point conversion
-our WR as a whole (I think) are playing much better this year catching the ball
-We got penalized for late miracle run for unsportsmanlike and it gave them 15 yards on the kickoff
-Baxa was trash
-Our defense failed in the clutch again.
-In second to last play of game we called play action taking more time off clock. Play calling was highly disjointed and stubborn.


The end.
 
Va Tech did to us what a large Liberty City muscular mixed-race man is likely doing to your date right now.
 
RemainMack said:
-We again committed an unreal number of stupid penalties
-JW was terrible as bad as can be with three ints ruining his game manager status
-Defense couldn't stop them when turnovers came one after the other
-The main guy we couldn't stop was a first time starting QB
-Perry came in and gave a gigantic lift making plays and throws we haven't seen all year. Was erratic but made more plays than JW has all year.
-Offensive line could not get any push outside of a miracle Deejay run late in game.
-When VT rushed 3 to our 5-6 they still got sacks.
-Deejay also had a miracle 2 point conversion
-our WR as a whole (I think) are playing much better this year catching the ball
-We got penalized for late miracle run for unsportsmanlike and it gave them 15 yards on the kickoff
-Baxa was trash
-Our defense failed in the clutch again.
-In second to last play of game we called play action taking more time off clock. Play calling was highly disjointed and stubborn.


The end.
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Making a first time QB look like a ******* savant is the least surprising thing for me. Indeed, it's the main reason I did not watch.

But baxa is trash???? Waaaaaaaaaaaaat
 
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305_separatist said:
I have a confession. I didn't watch a single play of the game.

I had a gut feeling about what was going to go down based off seeing how this team has been off a bi, how the team in the last several years has played against a rookie QB, and the "best practice of the year" lol . So I scheduled a date instead, and it seems like I made the proper choice.

I know the score, and got updated to the score at the half by fam texting me. What I want to know is: what the **** happened? Plz give me your summary in a handful of bullet points and spare me watching the atrocity myself.
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Go take a **** and poor gasoline on it then light it on fire. Thats an accurate representation of the game and our coaching staff.
Theres the cliff notes.
 
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305_separatist said:
I have a confession. I didn't watch a single play of the game.

I had a gut feeling about what was going to go down based off seeing how this team has been off a bi, how the team in the last several years has played against a rookie QB, and the "best practice of the year" lol . So I scheduled a date instead, and it seems like I made the proper choice.

I know the score, and got updated to the score at the half by fam texting me. What I want to know is: what the **** happened? Plz give me your summary in a handful of bullet points and spare me watching the atrocity myself.
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Did he stay the night?
 
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