Yes, my absence can be explained due to me being detained in a Georgia jail cell based on my desire to clear Coach Richt's name when breaking into the Georgia Athletic Department's record keeping division hoping to daylight his football accomplishments that the Bulldogs have been hiding from the world.
Little known fact...all Georgia correction institutions pipe Allman Brothers music around the clock into their jail cells, thus clarifying my refusal to be set free on bail at this time.
I have directed my attorney's to shoot for a release date in time for me to attend the Pinstripe Bowl where Mark Richt will single-handedly beat the Badgers, and afterwards pilot the Canes charter jet home flying on just one single engine which is a metaphor for the offensive talent he's had to work with this past season.
PS: My fellow inmates dedicated the Allman's song; "Nobody To Run With", to Kirby Smart, the Herds favorite coach:
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to do the crazy things we used to do before
Nobody left to run with anymore
I'm gonna hit the road, adios my friend
Go someplace and start all over again
Don't know where I'm going, like a gypsy out on the road
I'll go someplace and join a traveling show