Best Recruit Name

[SFbayCane]

Kyle Wright

 

[RickMoaranus]

http://www.fausports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/morgan_yourhighness00.html

Yourhighness Morgan

first that came to mind.

up here, Astin Martin is still my favorite (Toledo)

 

[TheU1984]

If I'm a teacher, coach or whatever poor sap is faced with calling this fruitcake by name, I am sure as **** not callin him by his first name. Last name, number or even social security number. No friggen way I refer to him as yourhighness. Stupid *** parents.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Not recruits but these are always good for a laugh.

 

[DLINKDAGR8]

2014 WR Aggadora Bowers from Bamberg,SC

 

[TheSwagger1]

There's a sophomore at Southlake Carroll High School this year legally named Lil'Jordan Humphrey. And yes, he is a total bad *** at basketball who wears 23 and will be D1.

 

[PowerIslam aka Sumdumgoy]

Lol yeah I always kinda wanted us to recruit Yourhighness when I saw his name in the database a few years back.


The he hate me guy was Rod Smart in the XFL. That was just his nickname at the time and he put in on the back of his jersey.

A friend of mine dates He Hate Me's younger brother here in Orlando :ibisroflmao:

 

[DLINKDAGR8]

Lol yeah I always kinda wanted us to recruit Yourhighness when I saw his name in the database a few years back.


The he hate me guy was Rod Smart in the XFL. That was just his nickname at the time and he put in on the back of his jersey.

A friend of mine dates He Hate Me's younger brother here in Orlando :ibisroflmao:

Is his name Josh Smith?

 

[TheMatador]

Not recruits but these are always good for a laugh.

I think, back in the '80's, FSU had a lineman named Dingleberry--Jason Dingleberry.

 

[TheMatador]

I could swear that I recall reading an article in the Herald back in the '80's reporting on a game for Marathon High, and there was a star running back named Sky Rocket. I was going to post it hear, but I thought no one would believe me. But I did find an old article confirming that he became a walk-on DB at UCF. Here's the link. You'll have to read way down in the article, but it's there:

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1988-08-17/sports/0060200295_1_athletic-department-athletic-director-coach-and-athletic

This might be the best name since J.C. Penny.

 

[TheMatador]

That dudes name is Yourhighness? No ****ing way. That profile is fake.

I've actually heard of the guy.

 

[Sandman211]

Jake Butt from Michigan

 

[Sandman211]

Oh yeah, what about the Semenholes De'Cody ***g

http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/***g_decody01.html

Haha, the site even blocked the 1st 3 letters of his name. That's bad.

 

[CANE4LIFE]

I remember the Mapp brothers, Scientific and Majestic.

Atari Bigby.

Felonious Jackson

Barkevious Mingo is a SERIOUS f*cking name. Dude sounds like the name of an African Pit Bull that fights other dogs in a junk yard.

Lucious Pusey

Taco Charleton

LeQuantum McDonald

 

[DLINKDAGR8]

I remember the Mapp brothers, Scientific and Majestic.

Atari Bigby.

Felonious Jackson

Barkevious Mingo is a SERIOUS f*cking name. Dude sounds like the name of an African Pit Bull that fights other dogs in a junk yard.

Lucious Pusey

Taco Charleton

LeQuantum McDonald

Really??? Luscious Pusey??? Either dad was a pervert or a pimp and mom was a nympho to let that ride

 

[bomba]

Samson Doyo

 

[Ozone]

While peeping the UF v Georgia Southern Box score I found this gem.

PK - Younghoe Koo hit two extra points 2/4 on the gayturds

http://gseagles.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=560