Bad News For The Tire Marks Uni Haters

[DTP]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

A lot of the soft shouldered, insecure dudes would be like:

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Dude got nike shorts on tho

The Nike logo is bigger than most posters' cox.

 

[The Franchise]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

I want the jerseys to billow in the breeze and provide more surface area to grab. In fact, Adidas should sew handles on them to make it even easier to grab.

 

[Lutzboy247]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

Its not abut them being skin tight, its about them being three sizes too small

 

[Dirty Sprite]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

Its not abut them being skin tight, its about them being three sizes too small

I don't think it's the size... they look like Adidas cut and designed the unis like a **** dress. it has this tight hour glass shape before a player even puts it on smh

 

[RBhurricane87]

We need tighter pants

 

[The Franchise]

We need tighter pants

Any chance UM could start a new trend because it's so hot down here? No pants just the jockstrap with the firm young cheeks framed like a Picasso. I'm only suggesting this for a competitive advantage with the heat down here.

 

[RBhurricane87]

We need tighter pants

Any chance UM could start a new trend because it's so hot down here? No pants just the jockstrap with the firm young cheeks framed like a Picasso. I'm only suggesting this for a competitive advantage with the heat down here.

I see no downside to it

It'll make the players more aerodynamic and they'll be harder to tackle

I'm sure our attendance would go up as well

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Marlins Man is going to love the skintight jerseys and negligëe-sheer pants

 

[WR Cane]

Does anyone have a list of the incoming freshmen and their new jersey numbers?

 

[Dwinstitles]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

Its not abut them being skin tight, its about them being three sizes too small

Exactly wtf

Like if we recruit speed we could wear mc hammers pants and they not gonna grab us. Adidas is so **** everybody in the hood knows this they need to copy nike *** it like samsung copied apple just copy the **** and improve it.

 

[Dwinstitles]

We need tighter pants

Any chance UM could start a new trend because it's so hot down here? No pants just the jockstrap with the firm young cheeks framed like a Picasso. I'm only suggesting this for a competitive advantage with the heat down here.

Didnt golden do nudes with those uniforms last year?

I know there was a photo shoot i never peeped it cuz it would damage my image of how i view miami. Im staying in the cloud *** it

 

[DTP]

Wtf is up with Adidas and making their jerseys so small , last year everyone looked like they were squeezed in some youth unis, doesn't look very good at all

The jerseys are purposely made to fit very tight so they can't get grabbed easily. The smoother the surface and tighter the material, the less likely an opponent can grab you by the jersey and tackle/hold you. It's purely functionality.

Its not abut them being skin tight, its about them being three sizes too small

Exactly wtf

Like if we recruit speed we could wear mc hammers pants and they not gonna grab us. Adidas is so **** everybody in the hood knows this they need to copy nike *** it like samsung copied apple just copy the **** and improve it.

You make statements like this like Miami is the only place in the country that has fast football players. When you're running a football program, you look for any competitive advantage to make your team better than your opponent. A player being tackled by a handful of jersey can be the difference between winning and losing a game. There's a legit purpose for almost everything on a football uniform. People confuse real football jerseys with the **** they sell at sporting goods stores that fans wear. There's a huge difference.

 

[HurricaneOmeezy]

Scroll to page 46 - 47 for White and Orange options.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/adidas-tea...atalogs/aT_FA16_AP_Inline/index.html#?page=46

they don't know what to do.. I like the green pants with the stripes and the orange jersey but without that green neckline. They are all over the map with our look and not in a good way. These guys need help. A lot of this stuff shouldn't see the light of day.. this is like that weird **** you see on the runway that nobody actually wears in real life.

That's adidas for you lmao. ****** terrible man

 

[fincane]

Scroll to page 46 - 47 for White and Orange options.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/adidas-tea...atalogs/aT_FA16_AP_Inline/index.html#?page=46

they don't know what to do.. I like the green pants with the stripes and the orange jersey but without that green neckline. They are all over the map with our look and not in a good way. These guys need help. A lot of this stuff shouldn't see the light of day.. this is like that weird **** you see on the runway that nobody actually wears in real life.

That's adidas for you lmao. ****in terrible man

Actually it is some people in this thread not being to tell the difference between what they sell to youth teams and what they actually make for schools. Those are clearly options for coaches on the high school or youth football level in our colors.

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Scroll to page 46 - 47 for White and Orange options.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/adidas-tea...atalogs/aT_FA16_AP_Inline/index.html#?page=46

they don't know what to do.. I like the green pants with the stripes and the orange jersey but without that green neckline. They are all over the map with our look and not in a good way. These guys need help. A lot of this stuff shouldn't see the light of day.. this is like that weird **** you see on the runway that nobody actually wears in real life.

That's adidas for you lmao. ****in terrible man

Or you guys are looking at a catelog showing various styles that high school, middle school, and pee wee teams can order their uniforms.

 

[omaha]

It is about little details and Adidas does miss. Just look at the models. Think Under Armor would put those guys in their clothes? Never. I really want the Adidas deal to work out but who ever is running the show is not taking in football players assessments. Just trying way too hard to be so different. Must be some Euro Executive's kid who is running Adidas North America.

 

[HurricaneOmeezy]

It is about little details and Adidas does miss. Just look at the models. Think Under Armor would put those guys in their clothes? Never. I really want the Adidas deal to work out but who ever is running the show is not taking in football players assessments. Just trying way too hard to be so different. Must be some Euro Executive's kid who is running Adidas North America.

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